Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[Comeds]

It's becoming more clear all the time...

We're the bad guys.....

If I'm going to be a bad guy i am at least going to dress the part. I just ordered some black jeans. Mom always says my thighs and buttocks look good in black. I'll wear it more.

 

[Comeds]

If I'm going to be a bad guy i am at least going to dress the part. I just ordered some black jeans. Mom always says my thighs and buttocks look good in black. I'll wear it more.

Also some weird old people called their significant others mom or dad, thats gross. I am not being sick and referring to my wife. I am talking about my actual mother.

 

[Darkstone42]

Also some weird old people called their significant others mom or dad, thats gross. I am not being sick and referring to my wife. I am talking about my actual mother.

Thanks for your two Pence--er, I mean cents.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

If I'm going to be a bad guy i am at least going to dress the part. I just ordered some black jeans. Mom always says my thighs and buttocks look good in black. I'll wear it more.

Comeds: “mom ... i dont think i should have ordered these husky boys jeans as you told me to. They are way too tight and they really hurt in the crotch.”

Comeds wife: “there there *licks lips and puts finger to mouth* ... there there”

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Also some weird old people called their significant others mom or dad, thats gross. I am not being sick and referring to my wife. I am talking about my actual mother.

Oh my bad ... still works though

 

[sbb122]

If I'm going to be a bad guy i am at least going to dress the part. I just ordered some black jeans. Mom always says my thighs and buttocks look good in black. I'll wear it more.

You know I never thought I’d get a chance to tell this story. But here goes...

A 55 year old lady that worked on my floor had a 13 year old son. She told me he will be a ladies man when he gets older because she bought him new jeans and his ass looked great in them.

This same lady a few months later showed me her vag (pretty much) by pulling up her old lady pants to show me where the doctor stripped the varicose vein in her thigh.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Feckless cvnt

 

[jstewismybastardson]

A 55 year old lady that worked on my floor had a 13 year old son. She told me he will be a ladies man when he gets older because she bought him new jeans and his ass looked great in them.

This same lady a few months later showed me her vag (pretty much) by pulling up her old lady pants to show me where the doctor stripped the varicose vein in her thigh.

WORST PENTHOUSE FORUM LETTER EVER!!!

 

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Feckless cvnt

I give her another 30 days before she resigns as press secretary.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I give her another 30 days before she resigns as press secretary.

Cbs reported last night it would happen by the end of the year but your take seems more plausible at this point

 

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Cbs reported last night it would happen by the end of the year but your take seems more plausible at this point

Call me crazy, but I don't even think the special place in hell where I reside would separate children from their parents.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Call me crazy, but I don't even think the special place in hell where I reside would separate children from their parents.

Canadian Indian residential school system - Wikipedia

 

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Canadian Indian residential school system - Wikipedia

Yes true, however the difference is we are not still doing this currently.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Yes true, however the difference is we are not still doing this currently.

Yup this isnt the year 1950

Although MAGA right??? Lets go back to those times right

 

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Sarah Sanders is getting downright mean these days:

Sarah Sanders slams CNN star Jim Acosta in tense briefing: 'It's hard for you to understand even short sentences'

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Yes true, however the difference is we are not still doing this currently.

Just saying, it's been done. There's still people alive here who dealt with this, and were treated much worse.

 

[Comeds]

Fuckin' Jenkins (from the LAN team). He changed my android auto text quick response from "Can't talk now, I'm driving." to "Can't talk now, I'm pooping." I used it like 4 times before I noticed.

 

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lol - "my people"

 

[jstewismybastardson]