tOfficial SportsHoopla Wrasslin' Thread.

[Smoke]

It's funny to hear people talk shit about wrestling being fake. I guarantee the majority of posters here couldn't go 2 minutes in the ring without needing to take a 5 minute break in this "fake soap opera".

 

[bchampy]

It's funny to hear people talk shit about wrestling being fake. I guarantee the majority of posters here couldn't go 2 minutes in the ring without needing to take a 5 minute break in this "fake soap opera".

This.

I bet half of them would be winded by climbing into the ring.

 

[rolltide14_0]

It's funny to hear people talk shit about wrestling being fake. I guarantee the majority of posters here couldn't go 2 minutes in the ring without needing to take a 5 minute break in this "fake soap opera".

And their fat asses won't be doing back flips off a ladder anytime soon either. That shit still hurts, the padding isn't that thick.

They also won't be letting Big Show bitch slap their chest...that shit ain't fake.

 

[Smoke]

This.

I bet half of them would be winded by climbing into the ring.

LOL!

And their fat asses won't be doing back flips off a ladder anytime soon either. That shit still hurts, the padding isn't that thick.

They also won't be letting Big Show bitch slap their chest...that shit ain't fake.

This^^^. And I cringe every time the Big Show does that.

 

[guitarmy21b]

When I found out Santa Claus isn't real, that didn't make me stop liking Christmas.

 

[yeodonie]

It's funny to hear people talk shit about wrestling being fake. I guarantee the majority of posters here couldn't go 2 minutes in the ring without needing to take a 5 minute break in this "fake soap opera".

I probably wouldn't be very good on the Young and the Restless either but that doesn't change the fact it's a soap opera.

Scripted wrestling is fake. Doesn't mean it doesn't take athleticism but it's fake none-the-less.

 

[lazydaniel890]

I probably wouldn't be very good on the Young and the Restless either but that doesn't change the fact it's a soap opera.

Scripted wrestling is fake. Doesn't mean it doesn't take athleticism but it's fake none-the-less.

exactly. it takes athleticism, juice, and it hurts.

but it is not fighting, it is acting. it is a soap opera. and theyre wearing panties. and id rather fuck a hooker than a man, which apparently makes me in the minority in this thread.

 

[bchampy]

exactly. it takes athleticism, juice, and it hurts.

but it is not fighting, it is acting. it is a soap opera. and theyre wearing panties. and id rather fuck a hooker than a man, which apparently makes me in the minority in this thread.

Link?

 

[bchampy]

I probably wouldn't be very good on the Young and the Restless either but that doesn't change the fact it's a soap opera.

Scripted wrestling is fake. Doesn't mean it doesn't take athleticism but it's fake none-the-less.

Everything on TV is fake. The "wrestling is fake" argument doesn't make any sense to me. The Walking Dead is fake. Friends is fake. LOST is fake. Doesn't make them any less entertaining. You also don't have people running around saying they're "fake".

 

[lazydaniel890]

Everything on TV is fake. The "wrestling is fake" argument doesn't make any sense to me. The Walking Dead is fake. Friends is fake. LOST is fake. Doesn't make them any less entertaining. You also don't have people running around saying they're "fake".

yes, but to my knowledge, these shows also dont feature men running around in panties. nor did they claim to be real when they arent.

 

[bchampy]

yes, but to my knowledge, these shows also dont feature men running around in panties. nor did they claim to be real when they arent.

Wrestling doesn't claim to be real. It sounds like your "knowledge" is limited.

 

[lazydaniel890]

Wrestling doesn't claim to be real. It sounds like your "knowledge" is limited.

not anymore, cause they got outted

 

[LeaderOCola]

exactly. it takes athleticism, juice, and it hurts.

but it is not fighting, it is acting. it is a soap opera. and theyre wearing panties. and id rather fuck a hooker than a man, which apparently makes me in the minority in this thread.

if you HAVE to fuck a hooker, you're probably fucking one that was born a man

 

[lazydaniel890]

if you HAVE to fuck a hooker, you're probably fucking one that was born a man

dont speak about your mother that way

 

[LeaderOCola]

dont speak about your mother that way

remind me to neg you again tomorrow

 

[lazydaniel890]

remind me to neg you again tomorrow

ill mail you some moisty naps for that sandy vagina

 

[bchampy]

remind me to neg you again tomorrow

Remind me too while you're at it.

 

[LeaderOCola]

ill mail you some moisty naps for that sandy vagina

cute how you pull em out of your mom's vaj for her

 

[Smoke]

So is the Rock going to be there tonight? I haven't heard what they have planned tonight.

 

[bchampy]

So is the Rock going to be there tonight? I haven't heard what they have planned tonight.

I think they are doing Cena vs Mark Henry, that's all I've heard.