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Todd Bertuzzi - king of the bulletin board material

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Well, someone didn't watch Sesame Street and learn about sharing as a kid.
 

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"And stop calling it ping-pong you hill billies, round these parts we call it table tennis"

Todd Bertuzzi
 

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that's pretty funny. probably the only noteworthy thing he's done in this series besides the weber fight

though i'm failing to find the connection between this and the minnesota game. He was basically guaranteeing a victory in minnesota. big difference
 

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Bert reminds me of old man Jasper from the Simpsons - "That's a paddlin'"

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that's pretty funny. probably the only noteworthy thing he's done in this series besides the weber fight

though i'm failing to find the connection between this and the minnesota game. He was basically guaranteeing a victory in minnesota. big difference

a visiting player chirping fans at the box office? it was a rallying point to a team that was on the ropes.
there's no point to it, other than to be an asshole. just unnecessary ammunition, like the ping-pong thing.
 

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he should have stealthly put exploding red dye packs into the ping pon ... err ... table tennis balls
 

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God that would have been a funny moment with the HBO cameras there and Liev Schrieber narrating.
 
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Now hearing it was security that told Preds they couldn't use Wings ping-pong table. Too bad. Bertuzzi buzz-off bit rich.. #itwaswhatitwas
 

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Now hearing it was security that told Preds they couldn't use Wings ping-pong table. Too bad. Bertuzzi buzz-off bit rich.. #itwaswhatitwas

How could allowing visiting players to use the ping pong table be a security risk?

They must have hired the TSA guy who came up with the no nail clippers policy to design security at the Joe.
 

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Reached for comment, Shea Weber said "Whatever, we didn't really want to play on your stupid ping pong table anyway. Ping pong is for girls."
 

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He should have went the Nashville classy rout and just mocked the Preds injured players.
 

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Trotz on Ping Pong:. “They have their toys, we have our toys. It’s their decision. It’s their toys. They can take them away.”
 

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Preds should sell a line of ping pon ... err ... table tennis balls with Zetterbergs head drawn on them at the the team store
 

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Upon hearing the news, Shea Weber smashed a janitor's head against the wall a couple of times. As the janitor crumpled to the ground, Weber was high-fived by his teammates.
 

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How could allowing visiting players to use the ping pong table be a security risk?

They must have hired the TSA guy who came up with the no nail clippers policy to design security at the Joe.

It's a security risk to whoever tells Weber he can't. Lotta similarities between the top of the net and the top rope in wrestling, and nobody wants an ATOMIC ELBOW from up there.
 
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