Thought I'd Seen It All

[TheStarOne]

Molina in CUB'S vs Cardinal's game, blocks a dropped third strike in the dirt, and he can't find the ball. The ball was stuck to the outside of his chest protector. Makes you wonder, what was on his chest protector or the ball.

 

[moxie]

Wtf??

 

[TheStarOne]

Somebody has some explaining to do.

 

[moxie]

My friend was telling me the Cards announcers were saying it was the velcro on his chest protector.


Um. Okay. Sure.

 

[redseat]

Wtf??

How the hell does that happen?!?!

 

[Beaker]

How the hell does that happen?!?!

I'll give you 3 guesses and a hint.

Here's the hint: cheating

 

[redseat]

I'll give you 3 guesses and a hint.

Here's the hint: cheating

Pine Tar? That's what you thinking?

 

[JohnU]

One assumes that MLB will launch a peculiar inquiry as to how a ball could spin itself into the body of a chest protector made out of polyester.

 

[Beaker]

Pine Tar? That's what you thinking?

I don't know if it was pine tar exactly, but I do know that a leather ball would not stick to a plastic chest protector like that unless a third material was involved. It is possible this substance was on the chest guard, but why would a catcher want sticky crap on his pads?

 

[redseat]

I don't know if it was pine tar exactly, but I do know that a leather ball would not stick to a plastic chest protector like that unless a third material was involved. It is possible this substance was on the chest guard, but why would a catcher want sticky crap on his pads?

I thought you were referring to the ball, not the pad

 

[Beaker]

I thought you were referring to the ball, not the pad

I do believe there was something on the ball. I was just saying there was something on either the ball or the pad, and I don't see a reason for it to be on the pad.

 

[redseat]

I do believe there was something on the ball. I was just saying there was something on either the ball or the pad, and I don't see a reason for it to be on the pad.

Gotcha...

But I'm sure it's the "dirt" on the field

 

[Beaker]

Gotcha...

But I'm sure it's the "dirt" on the field

No doubt. I mean, a thing like doctoring a baseball would go against the vaunted "Cardinal Way", right?

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Something HAD to have been on the ball or chest plate by Molina.. where he's rubbing the tar off his chest plate on to the ball (not that hard to conceal) etc.

It was really funny how AFTER this the Cubs just starting lighting up the Cards offensively.

 

[tabascojet]

how did no one get ejected??

 

[broncosmitty]

Gorilla glue most likely.


Molina brothers are notorious glue sniffers.

 

[moxie]

The best part is Molina's fucking retarded, "Oh, you!" reaction at the end. Like, "How in the gee golly heck did THAT happen?!"


pfffft

 

[tabascojet]

Gorilla glue most likely.


Molina brothers are notorious glue sniffers.

better spot than where you keep your glue....

 

[broncosmitty]

better spot than where you keep your glue....

Keep this in mind for the How to destroy North Korea thread.

 

[tabascojet]

Keep this in mind for the How to destroy North Korea thread.

a one ape army to conquer them all.....