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This Offseason Has Sucked: 2016 Edition

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Why is that dipshit trolling my thread? I thought the Bammer and Michigan posters were having butt sex and arguing over pulling offers at the last minute.
 

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Why is that dipshit trolling my thread? I thought the Bammer and Michigan posters were having butt sex and arguing over pulling offers at the last minute.

Auburn would pull offers, but they'd lose too much money doing it.
 

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Why is that dipshit trolling my thread? I thought the Bammer and Michigan posters were having butt sex and arguing over pulling offers at the last minute.




Cuz it's the offseason and cuz AUmost and Gus Malwear were the only team in the SEC to go 0-4 at home in SEC games and cuz it's funny as hell.
 

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Auburn player trying to get paid for an "Auburn story".


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They ended up signing the kid because Nigel Warrior flipped and he never had an offer because coaches weren't sure they could honor it. Bama should have that kind of integrity.

That's the way I should be done.

Yeah, keep em in the friend zone.
 

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Yeah, keep em in the friend zone.
Just be honest and honor what you say even if you have to pass up opportunities. It pays off high school coaches will remember and trust your coaches.
 

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Just be honest and honor what you say even if you have to pass up opportunities. It pays off high school coaches will remember and trust your coaches.

Yeah, hopefully Saban listens and we can get a good recruiting class again in the near future.
 

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Yeah, hopefully Saban listens and we can get a good recruiting class again in the near future.
You won't always be the 800 lb gorilla in the room and locking down pipelines in key schools and having a great reputation with HS coaches pays dividends down the road.
 

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You won't always be the 800 lb gorilla in the room and locking down pipelines in key schools and having a great reputation with HS coaches pays dividends down the road.

Ok, I'll let Saban know.

Anything other good advice I should give him?
 

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Ok, I'll let Saban know.

Anything other good advice I should give him?
He already knows 85% of his fan base is made up of dumbass rednecks so no.
 

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He already knows 85% of his fan base is made up of dumbass rednecks so no.

He'll probably get worried about that when it gets to be as high as Auburn.
 

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Now you're just being silly.

I grew up in Alabama so you ain't fooling me. There may not be as many Auburn fans overall, but they are plenty trashy enough to make up for it.
 

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I grew up in Alabama so you ain't fooling me. There may not be as many Auburn fans overall, but they are plenty trashy enough to make up for it.
The most obnoxious Auburn fans I know either grew up Bammers or have a Bammer daddy....fact.
 

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The most obnoxious Auburn fans I know either grew up Bammers or have a Bammer daddy....fact.

Well that must be just about all Auburn fans then.

I hate to piss on your Clay Travis parade, but the notion that Auburn fans are somehow better than Alabama fans is down right funny.

You roll your own trees!
 

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Well that must be just about all Auburn fans then.

I hate to piss on your Clay Travis parade, but the notion that Auburn fans are somehow better than Alabama fans is down right funny.

You roll your own trees!
LOL....so much delusion.
 

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I see the Hatfield/McCoys feud is still alive and well :dhd:
 
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