this may be old

[popeyecv64]

but I will plorst it anyway


SOME THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT BO PELINI:

If you can see Bo Pelini, he can see you. If you can't see Bo Pelini you may be only seconds away from death.

The chief export of Bo Pelini is pain.

Bo Pelini does not sleep. He waits.

If you spell Bo Pelini in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Bo Pelini can slam revolving doors.

Bo Pelini is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When Bo Pelini does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Bo Pelini can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" LOL !!
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Bo Pelini

Bo Pelini can get Blackjack with just one card.

When Bo Pelini breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.

Bullets dodge Bo Pelini

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Bo Pelini can piss his name into concrete.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Bo Pelini lives in Nebraska.

Bo Pelini destroyed the periodic table, because Bo Pelini only recognizes the element of surprise.

Bo Pelini is Luke Skywalker's real father.

Bo Pelini invented water

Bo Pelini once ordered a Big Mac from Burger King...and he got it.

Bo Pelini does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Bo Pelini can drink an entire bottle of beer... without taking the cap off.

A meteor didn't kill the dinosaurs, Bo Pelini killed them

Before he forgot to give Bo Pelini a present, Santa was real.

Bo Pelini sleeps with a night-light, not because he’s afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of Bo Pelini

During the flood of Noah's Ark Bo Pelini was not allowed on board. Instead of being angry, he just chuckled and started to hold his breath.

Bo Pelini doesn't parallel park. He makes the curb come to him.



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[huskers1217]

Bo Pelini is the most interesting man alive.

And when he drinks, it always the blood, sweat, and tears on his team.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

When Bo Pelini was in his mother's womb the doctor performed a sonogram. The doctor said, "Everything looks completely normal Mrs. Pelini, he's throwing the bones."

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, Bo Pelini walked on the sun.

Bo Pelini only dives into the deep end of the swimming pool if there's no water in it.

Bo Pelini once ate a foot long sub....by snorting it through his nose.

Bo Pelini had a box of macaroni and cheese, but no stove to cook it on. So he boiled the water with his temper.

The first time Bo Pelini kissed a girl she had an orgasm.

Bo Pelini once completely totalled a semi-truck. Don't blame him, he was just walking across the intersection when the truck ran into him.

Bo Pelini doesn't get a boner....he gets a baseball bat.

Bo Pelini didn't dress up as anything for halloween, but the kids sure kept asking where he got the Hercules costume.

 

[huskers1217]

Bo Pelini had a box of macaroni and cheese, but no stove to cook it on. So he boiled the water with his temper.

Bo Pelini doesn't get a boner....he gets a baseball bat.

These two by far are the funniest.