Things more fun to watch than the Phillies

[Omar 382]

Your grandmom in the shower
Kramer melting down on stage and calling African-Americans the n-word
Going to a mueseum and watching JFK's inaugural speech on a continuous loop
Your loved one go through heroin withdrawal
A 6th grade boy at a talent show trying to sing a pop song who... is... out of... breath... and four seconds... behind... the beat
Batman Forever (actually, I take this one back. while not as good as the nolan series or even batman returns, i recently rewatched it and jim carrey and tommy lee jones are pretty entertaining, even if the storyline is kind of cheesy.)

 

[Retroram52]

How about paint drying?

 

[Cedrique]

An 80-year old woman at the front of the line at the Post Office, deciding which book of stamps to buy

 

[northeastphillyguy]

Rueben Amaro chasing a squirrel!

 

[TheSnowdog]

Godfather part 3
White Oleander
Mr. Holland's Opus

 

[Retroram52]

Any race with any racing series.

 

[jvett77]

Overweight girls in short-shorts. omg.

 

[jvett77]

New Horizons spacecraft traveling to Pluto for 10 years. Now, 9 days to closest approach of 7,000 miles! During the All-Star game, July 14, 2015!

http://pluto.jhuapl.edu/

 

[Retroram52]

I'd watch that in a heartbeat over the dildoes.

 

[Omar 382]

Guess who's baaaaaaaaackkkkkkk


Happy fourth, motherfuckers

 

[northeastphillyguy]

Guess who's baaaaaaaaackkkkkkk


Happy fourth, motherfuckers

You have been tossed more times than a clothes dryer!

 

[Omar 382]

You have been tossed more times than a clothes dryer!

Did you miss me?

 

[northeastphillyguy]

Did you miss me?

The same way I miss flies at a picnic!

 

[Omar 382]

The same way I miss flies at a picnic!

Ah, just as I remembered you Northeast. Ever so witty. What happened to Caligula? Does he ever post here anymore?

 

[Four4Four]

Listening to a 3 yr old sing the abc's over and over and over.