"THEE" St Louie Bluez!!

[forty_three]

This is why I love this board. A ton of people throwing puns and one guy who needs a tuba Preparation H.

 

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This man walks into a bar with an old shopping bag in hand. He sets the bag on top of the bar and pulls up his stool. The bartender comes over and asks what he'll have to swill. As he states his preference, something in the bag is moving around and shaking the paper bag. The bartender gives a puzzled look but proceeds to the tap. As he's filling the mug, he looks at the bag again and sees that something is still moving around in the bag. He brings the beer over and places it in front of the man.

His curiosity gets the best of him and he asks the man what he's got in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little piano and sets it on the bar... the bartender looks intently at the piano as the man again reaches into the bag... pulling out a small piano bench. He places the bench in front of the piano and again reaches into the bag pulling out a foot tall man. The man sits at the piano and begins playing.

The bartender says,"Wow, he sure can play the piano, where'd you get him?" The guy looks at him and again reaches into the bag and pulls out a genie lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says, "Here, go ahead, rub it.." So the bartender says, "Is there a real genie in there?" and the guy says, "Yes, just rub it and see."

So the bartender says okay and begins to rub the lamp... and out pops this beautiful genie. She says, "I will grant you one wish, and one wish only." So the bartender ponders this for a moment and says, "Okay, I'd like a million bucks." The genie disappears.. and they're both waiting and waiting and nothing happens. They both look at each other and shrug their shoulders. Then a minute later a duck pops up at the end of the bar. They both look at each other, very puzzled, and then another duck appears... and another, and another.. and it continues. The bartender looks at the guy and says, "I think your genie is hard of hearing. I said I wanted a million bucks not a million ducks." And the man says, "Yes, I know, do you think I wanted a twelve inch pianist?"

 

[Comeds]

First Blues game I watched all year, I'll refrain from giving my assessment until I see more.

 

[IPostedWhat]

First Blues game I watched all year, I'll refrain from giving my assessment until I see more.

Your post has left me felling a little flat, can't you at least give us some footnotes?

 

[blindbaby]

Your post has left me felling a little flat, can't you at least give us some footnotes?

Really? Left me feeling all amped up.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Really? Left me feeling all amped up.

I just feel like we are being pun-ished or something?

 

[blindbaby]

This is why I love this board. A ton of people throwing puns and one guy who needs a tuba Preparation H.

I don't know how the guy can defend erroneous statements with useless political answers. Time to Marshall him back into his Crate.

 

[blindbaby]

I just feel like we are being pun-ished or something?

The board is riddled with this type of thing. Do I post or do I not post; quite the conundrum.

 

[juliansteed]

OTAY...just notein the norm is all.

Spread yer legs and get that panty un-done.

I think you meant G-String.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Great job everyone! This thread would B Flat without all these puns.

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[dash]

Great job everyone! This thread would B Flat without all these puns.

Every baby (body) is on board with the B Sharps.

 

[blindbaby]

There are no more puns left for this thread to be augmented with.

 

[ChicagoIrish]

THIS is OUR YEAR and make NO MISTAKE about that that!...

. . .

 

[blindbaby]

I think you meant G-String.

Definitely in tune to the situation; you have him pegged.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

WITH the Blackhawks gettin pucks shot up their azz tonite, me BLUEZ are starin @ gainin yet another game on Chitcago after tonite...3-3 in da Turd Bluez vs. Columner!


BOORAH!

 

[mrwallace2ku]

BOOM!

4-3 LOUIE!

 

[blindbaby]

BOOM!

4-3 LOUIE!

Wait until they play those Kings men.

 

[ChicagoIrish]

Welp, can't win them all boys.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

After that Black Nights CF loss today, I'm lickin me wounds nicely now wif an OT Bluez Turd quart comebacker!


bump!