The season is only a week away... prediction time!

[Marco Doubypops]

General predictions here. I'll give you some over/unders to get you started.


19.5 wins for the Raptors

29.5 PPG for Bargs

3.5 vetoed trades by Stern (not counting the Paul shenanigans)

2.5 Jose Balderon hamstring injuries

4.5 star-quality players traded

2.5 different shoe sizes for De-Ro

3.5 Mission-Impossible-style Tom Cruise rescue missions to China to pull trapped NBA players back across the Pacific.


Annnnnnnnnnnnd GO!

 

[CanadianWalrus]

everything under except wins

derozan 25ppg, shoes fit, learns how to dunk in game

ed davis 20-10, slaps over 3 opponents, blocks a shot into the 12th row and kills a senior citizen

bargnani, breaks records, 28ppg off the bench in 22 minutes, 3rpg


as douby already called, going to the playoffs

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Poon Machine 270 dunk, backboard collapses at ACC and causes a power outage in the whole arena.

Cheeseburger and Amir become double-double machines.

This board finally figures out who the hell is Gary Forbes

Shiteater face spotted lurking at games, trying to steal clipboards to break and is escorted out by security.

Jose's bald spot reaches one step closer to Manu Ginobili status

Finally (and perhaps the easiest one), we tank the season and get Doubybrows as the first pick of the 2012 draft.