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The Patriots have a Pervert Problem...

Oldschool739

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The owner Robert Kraft, better known at the Ho parlor as "Krafty Critter" is so ugly he has to buy sex....
Now he has a paid girlfriend but he has to keep up the image of the team, better known as the Cheatriots ...
Remember their moto, "if you ain't cheatin' you ain't a Patriot"...or something like that...

VIDEO has surfaced of Krafty Critter entering the Ho Parlor...
Like to see it, here it go....
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Oldschool739

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I give you a "A" for the title of the thread. The post itself was an instant drop off.

Overall, I give you a C+.

Read it over 3 or 4 more times old buddy, it'll come to you !!
Krafty Critter is fresh out of the closet....:D
 

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The owner Robert Kraft, better known at the Ho parlor as "Krafty Critter" is so ugly he has to buy sex....
Now he has a paid girlfriend but he has to keep up the image of the team, better known as the Cheatriots ...
Remember their moto, "if you ain't cheatin' you ain't a Patriot"...or something like that...

VIDEO has surfaced of Krafty Critter entering the Ho Parlor...
Like to see it, here it go....
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Stop foolin.
Everyone knows that's your pimp hammer when he returned to the hoop yesterday.
 

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a 77 yr old man getting off. Should be looked at as a good thing. :clap: <---- Garrett approves

Now why a billionaire cant have that delivered to his house is another matter. (or private bus)
 

Oldschool739

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Stop foolin.
Everyone knows that's your pimp hammer when he returned to the hoop yesterday.

That's your owner and idol, Krafty Critter....Don't he make you proud ?....Oh wait, there is no pride in the Cheatriots....
I'm glad to see that you stopped crying long enough to come back on the board after your visit to shock trauma though....Now if you can just find your twin suck up, Southie, we can begin the therapy sessions....
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Yeah, this had potential, but :tsk:

:rockford:
Even came back and clearly showed the blueprint for pats trolls is still as valid as ever. Teed it up and put laces out for you.
 

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The owner Robert Kraft, better known at the Ho parlor as "Krafty Critter" is so ugly he has to buy sex....
Now he has a paid girlfriend but he has to keep up the image of the team, better known as the Cheatriots ...
Remember their moto, "if you ain't cheatin' you ain't a Patriot"...or something like that...

VIDEO has surfaced of Krafty Critter entering the Ho Parlor...
Like to see it, here it go....
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:wtf:
 

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Any person with a functional penis has a pervert problem to be honest.
Very true. I nearly got caught today. Wife wanted to hear Queen so I was going to use my phone and play it through my trucks sterio, and when I pressed whe media button www.pr@nhub was staring me in the face. I quickly said let's just listen to the radio as I wanted to drive hands free. Right back to radio I went.
 

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