The Mean Machine Tryout list

[dblakejr7]

If anyone remembers the movie the longest yard, I started to come up with the ultimate list of convicts that have played in the nfl .. ill provide my list then pick it apart with your best choices to field the best team..


QB Mike Vick - sentenced to 23 months
QB Garcia - over 1k in fines and work release program

HM QB Rothlisburger - sexual assualt

RB O.J. yes.. he did it
RB Jamal Lewis drug trafficing

TE Mark Chamura - sex with underage girls
TE Aaron Hernandez - Charged with Murder and other dumbassness

WR - Carruth - murder
wR - stallworth - manslaughter
wr - titus young - lots of things
wr - mike irvin - drugs and stuff

ot - niick kaczur - drugs and stuff
ot - cornell green -domestic violence

og nate newton - drug trafficing
og - todd burger - mob affliliation and stuff

c - barret robbins


de - leonard little - manslaughter
de- alonzo spellmen - disorderly conduct on a plane

dt tank johnson - guns
dt shaun rogers - gun on a plane

lb - L.T. lots of things
lb - ray lewis murder/obstruction
lb leroy hill domestic violence

db- pac man jones
db- jermaine philips - domestic assualt
db - darrryl henley - drug trafficing
db - donte whitner - disorderly conduct ..dont tase me bro!

p - todd saurbruan - drunk a lot

k - jeff reed - drunk a lot


ok who should be on here who should be taken off?

ready.. go!

 

[TonyTheGator]

I would have to include ex Jaguar Jimmy Smith at WR, since he is currently in prison on drug charges.

 

[Golden Spur]

Yeah, I figured Rae C would make the cut.

 

[BOTSLAYER]

I am starting Garcia over Vick

 

[NinerSickness]

We did an all-prison team a long time ago on the ESPN forum. The team was starting to look pretty good.