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The Last Movie You Watched (no spoilers)

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I just watched 3 of the movie minutes of My Days of Mercy with Kate Mara and Ellen Page for 45 minutes. I have no clue what the film is about, but I'd recommend it.
 

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Um...

Edit please...

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Cal what are you talking about? The 3 minutes I'm talking about is easily searchable and you should then understand why 45 minutes was included in my comment. I mean... heh.... my stamina is... pretty damn good. Course I've had over 20 years, prostitutes and AstroGlide... and a few legit ones to develop it...... but I still consider myself a hero on this forum.
 

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Cal what are you talking about? The 3 minutes I'm talking about is easily searchable and you should then understand why 45 minutes was included in my comment. I mean... heh.... my stamina is... pretty damn good. Course I've had over 20 years, prostitutes and AstroGlide... and a few legit ones to develop it...... but I still consider myself a hero on this forum.
I thought maybe that was what you meant. But if the 3 minutes is in fact good enough to watch for 45 minutes, the 3 minutes is in fact, about 90 seconds longer than needed...
 

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I thought maybe that was what you meant. But if the 3 minutes is in fact good enough to watch for 45 minutes, the 3 minutes is in fact, about 90 seconds longer than needed...

The 3 minutes of the film was all I watched. I spent '45 minutes watching it'. Replay is a wonderful technology... :)

Look so we avoid any other confusion I whacked off to Kate Mara and Page banging one another for 45 minutes... I'm not sure whether to be proud of this, but I did it... and here we are.
 

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The 3 minutes of the film was all I watched. I spent '45 minutes watching it'. Replay is a wonderful technology... :)

Look so we avoid any other confusion I whacked off to Kate Mara and Page banging one another for 45 minutes... I'm not sure whether to be proud of this, but I did it... and here we are.
I fully understood.

I stand behind my comment that if the 3 minutes was good enough to watch for 45 minutes, only 90 seconds of it would have been needed to achieve the goal.
 

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I fully understood.

I stand behind my comment that if the 3 minutes was good enough to watch for 45 minutes, only 90 seconds of it would have been needed to achieve the goal.

Hey, if it takes yah 3 minutes (or 90 seconds however that works) to blow your load and get on with your life... more power to yah. It takes me a little longer. If Kate or Ellen did a full frontal maybe we're lookin' at somethin' here, but ultimately both these women let me down.
 

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Escape Plan 3 - 2 out of 5. How can Dave Batista say the Fast and Furious franchise movies are shit but do the 2 DTV sequels of this franchise? Anyways, Devon Sawa as the main villain is made to look like a clown by the end of the movie.
The Kid - 2 out of 5. Nothing spectacular but it seemed to me like Chris Pratt didn't really care and was reading off a teleprompter.
 

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Escape Plan 3 - 2 out of 5. How can Dave Batista say the Fast and Furious franchise movies are shit but do the 2 DTV sequels of this franchise? Anyways, Devon Sawa as the main villain is made to look like a clown by the end of the movie.
The Kid - 2 out of 5. Nothing spectacular but it seemed to me like Chris Pratt didn't really care and was reading off a teleprompter.

Haha Bautista didn’t think that one all the way through. Fast and Furious movies are not life changing films but they are more than just money makers, they actually get solid reviews.

This guy basically does a marvel franchise and 2 seconds of Blade Runner and all of a sudden he’s superior.

I’m like 90% sure he’s got some cheesy kids spy movie coming soon, which is probably right in line with the Rocks tooth fair movie.
 

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Haha Bautista didn’t think that one all the way through. Fast and Furious movies are not life changing films but they are more than just money makers, they actually get solid reviews.

This guy basically does a marvel franchise and 2 seconds of Blade Runner and all of a sudden he’s superior.

I’m like 90% sure he’s got some cheesy kids spy movie coming soon, which is probably right in line with the Rocks tooth fair movie.
I enjoy the Fast and Furious movies for what they are... Two hour action movies where you get to turn your brain off and just enjoy the action, no matter how over the top it can get.
 

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Bohemian Rhapsody. It was pretty average tbh. There were a couple of good performances, including Malek's. But if his was the best male performance this year, it must have been a pretty weak crop and the script was afterschool special quality. The performance scenes were cool. Maybe if I was a big Queen fan I'd rate it higher, but I doubt much higher. 6/10
 

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Just took the kids to see Secret Life of Pets 2.

I am starting to think these animated films are the only good movies being made still. Enjoyable flick. Kids loved it, and so did I.
 

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I thought maybe that was what you meant. But if the 3 minutes is in fact good enough to watch for 45 minutes, the 3 minutes is in fact, about 90 seconds longer than needed...

I PHubed it. Boring. Whatever works for him. Kate has lovely breasts.
 

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I'm finally getting around to watching Bohemian Rhapsody. I never had the chance to see it at the theater. It's on HBO GO. So far it's great.
 
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