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So I prayed to the football gods, asking them why they chose to injure Aaron Rodgers again this year. They told me, "Last year's injury was a trial to strengthen his mental toughness, leadership, focus and motivation in preparation for his subsequent MVP seasons. This year's injury is intended to immortalize Rodgers the way Jordan was immortalized by his 'flu' game." But then the gods concluded with "... or maybe Seattle is just a team of destiny and we didn't want Rodgers fucking up our plans. Tune in Sunday to find out!"
...asshole football gods...
...asshole football gods...