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Thank God Creighton Lost

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I awoke yesterday morning and immediately prayed to the good Lord that Creighton would lose by double digits. At church (when they passed the basket around) I included a bonus check and prayed once again. Lo and Behold Creighton lost by 16.

I truly believe he heard me, and there was a divine intervention here.
 

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Yeah, God hates those catholic university!!!! Hahahaha

Plus, Creighton is the one that needed the prayers before the game just to keep it close. Never a doubt.

Actually I think it was all me. I turned the game on and Creighton was up 4-0. The Duke scores 9 straight points. I change the channel to see the end of the LaSalle game and Duke was up 14-9. I change it back and Creighton is up 21-20 and right away Duke hits a 3 to start a 9-2 run to end the first half and then never changed the channel again. Yep, it was ALL me!!!!
 

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My God is 16 points >>>> Creighton's god.

My God also lets me pray in the shower while I'm soaping my wang. I never have to confess to a dirty priest in a dark little room for forgiveness. After all, my god already knows I scrubbed a little longer than neccessary but he's cool with it because I don't charge for fish frys.
 

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James 5:16 tells us to confess sins to one another (not a priest)

I agree with that part of your post RA
 

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BTW. A catholic Fish Fry is code for :suds: and oogling each others spouses.
 
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