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Texas special teams coach Jeff Banks's stripper girlfriend Pole Assassin's monkey attacked and seriously hurt a trick-or-treating child on Halloween

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This has got to be the most bizarre college football headline I've seen in a while.

Texas special teams coach Jeff Banks left his wife and kids to be with a stripper named Pole Assassin who tweets at recruits; her monkey attacked and seriously hurt a trick-or-treating child on Halloween

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:wtf:
 

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Assistant coach with a stripper

Great recruiting tactic!

Well Played Texas
 

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I heard on the radio that the kid was in an area he wasn't supposed to be. Possibly got lost or wandered away. I could have made this part up, but I hear the father in charge got distracted.
 

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Assistant coach with a stripper

Great recruiting tactic!

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Well allegedly he was a top the list for our coaching candidates.
 

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This is just over the top.......... Quite the headline. Hard to make that one up.............

just a monument facepalm right there.....
 

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“According to police reports, 6’5” blue chip recruit Mikey was seriously hurt when he yelled trick or treat and the startled monkey bit into his outstretched penis, which was pinned between Miss assassine’s hand and her “bag of candy”.”
 

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So has this guy been fired yet?

Because it seems like SOMEbody down in Austin needs to be fired for this season
 

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I just came here to say that this is the best thread title in the history of threads, or titles.
 

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Texas hasn’t won since this happened
 
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