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[Eddie_Shack]

Sabres' Connolly injured eye while attempting to dance like Shaq - Puck Daddy - NHL - Yahoo! Sports


For fuck's sake, Tim. Sabres fans should be used to this kind of thing... is there anything you can do but laugh at this point? This is disappointing news in Buffalo, but a humor gold mine for the rest of us. Let 'er rip boys!

 

[IPostedWhat]

Dancing like Shaq? I thought he was trying to cookout on the grill like him?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

You people disappoint me.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

.....

err...

I don't see anything Shaq did on that video that would even cause MY old, out of shape ass to fall down.

WTF TC?

Is that an EPC?









...Epic Coordination Failure

 

[Comeds]

I have an idea for a new show. Tim Versus!

He can chalenge different people who are good at relatively safe events.

This week Origami (watch the sharp paper) next week darts!

 

[BostonAJ]

Really, Tim?

Really?

 

[BOSSMANPC]

He is the Tim Kerr of this era. The guy can't go to his mail box without getting injured.

He would injure himself when he takes a piss because he squeezed it too hard.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I have an idea for a new show. Tim Versus!

He can chalenge different people who are good at relatively safe events.

This week Origami (watch the sharp paper) next week darts!

Tune in next week to watch Tim's horrific freak accident during his first day as a pillow salesman!

 

[Comeds]

Mattress demonstrator Tim Connolly is out for the season after a sleeping demonstration goes horribly wrong at a local Mattress Barn.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

We should start a website where you get to place bets on what injury will finally end Tin Man's career.

Taco Bell spork through the cornea incident - 15:1
Badger attack - 10:1
Paper cut - 6:1
Chokes himself trying to put on a sock 4:1
Hangnail - 2:1