mrschaney
Well-Known Member
I would move to the Ozark mountains, and adopt Chiefs, which only be a couple of hours away. I would hunt and fish for game and grow a garden. In my spare time, I would watch the Bold and Beautiful and General Hospital. I would grow a patch of weed, and construct a bong from recycled materials found at the landfill. On Sundays, I would travel to Kansas City to tailgate and teach the locals how to mix noodles with chili.