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I'd become a Bucs fan and move into the Clearwater area.
 

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You are afforded the opportunity to move to any city with an NFL team, it's an all expensive paid move that will include the purchase of a domicile. The catch you have to switch team allegiances, where do you move?

For me Houston.

Decent weather, great food, no issues with that organization and great looking cheerleaders.

Define "decent".
 

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It sure wouldn't be that shit hole Philly. Too much crime, smelly people, generic bland food, and not enough QB's to fill out a roster.

I'd go with Denver, only due to the close proximity of skiing, trout fishing, family, and hot hippie chicks.
 

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Vancouver. I can stay a Seahawks fan and go to more Canucks games. Win-win for me.
 

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I ain’t leaving AZ. 4 hours from VEGAS, 2 hours from flagstaff and skiing, 4 hours from Lake Powell, 3.5 hours from Rocky Point, Mexico, 5 hours from San Diego, etc.

9 months out of the year the weather is ideal, sunshine every day.

I just argued with my wife’s Mom about the 9 months nice fallacy. All May, all June, July, August, September and it’s often in the 100s in October. Getting really tired of this heat. Supposed to be 115 tomorrow. More like 6 months of great weather.
 

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Either San Fran or LA for me.
 

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I went with your#1 for same reasons, plus Pacific Coast Hwy. #2 you better bulletproof your house with all the drive bys, murder capital of country now. I went there back in 86 and had fun in Cicero, but wouldn't go to live now

I'd take my chances. Over the past 5 or so years I've been to ChiTown 6 or 7 times. No worse than most major cities. Avoid the know drug and gang areas. In before midnight, nothing good happens after midnight.

Pizza both thin and an occasional thick crust, chidogs, steak, Italian beef sandwiches...

Unlike a lot of posters I chose to participate with the OPs question.

I don't like most of the southern USA.

F anything NY/NJ

Minny, GB, AZ, STL (do they have a team this year), KC no thanks.

Seattle been there done that.

If I could stomach the Raider fans LV would've been right up there for me.
 

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You are almost liberal enough for SF.
Right orientation for SF? I thought you were married - oh wait......

Yeah, I’m not big into gay jokes. Gave them up in 8th grade
 

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I'd take my chances. Over the past 5 or so years I've been to ChiTown 6 or 7 times. No worse than most major cities. Avoid the know drug and gang areas. In before midnight, nothing good happens after midnight.

Pizza both thin and an occasional thick crust, chidogs, steak, Italian beef sandwiches...

Unlike a lot of posters I chose to participate with the OPs question.

I don't like most of the southern USA.

F anything NY/NJ

Minny, GB, AZ, STL (do they have a team this year), KC no thanks.

Seattle been there done that.

If I could stomach the Raider fans LV would've been right up there for me.

Living in RI all these years, sick of the shitty winters. I'd go the way of Jed Clampett. CALEFORNIA is the place I want to be. FL isn't bad, esp FT Lauderdale but oppressive summers
 

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Living in RI all these years, sick of the shitty winters. I'd go the way of Jed Clampett. CALEFORNIA is the place I want to be. FL isn't bad, esp FT Lauderdale but oppressive summers

Who am I to disagree?

I now live 12 times zones away from the nearest NFL city.

Thank goodness for NLF Game Pass and the NFL Network.
 

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San Diego PCH and nicest climate and women!!
Just got back from a 4 day vacay in San Diego and damn if you're not 100% spot on. The climate is unmatched, and damn was there ever some serious booty floating around out there.
 

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Just got back from a 4 day vacay in San Diego and damn if you're not 100% spot on. The climate is unmatched, and damn was there ever some serious booty floating around out there.

That was the nicest place I have been too, but the cost of living was crazy. Ocean, Laguna, San Clemente beaches along the PCH. I thought I was on Bay Watch, and California girls, yes sir!!
 
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Just got back from a 4 day vacay in San Diego and damn if you're not 100% spot on. The climate is unmatched, and damn was there ever some serious booty floating around out there.

Lots of jackin’ it in San Diego......
 

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That was the nicest place I have been too, but the cost of living was crazy. Ocean, Laguna, San Clemente beaches along the PCH. I thought I was on Bay Watch, and California girls, yes sir!!

We saw one ad for a two bedroom condo listed at $600k, another for a 3bd detached home, less than 2000 sq, listed for $925k. Fucking insane.
 

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I just argued with my wife’s Mom about the 9 months nice fallacy. All May, all June, July, August, September and it’s often in the 100s in October. Getting really tired of this heat. Supposed to be 115 tomorrow. More like 6 months of great weather.
You in the middle of August
 
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