Someone, get me alcohol. Lots of alcohol.

[forty_three]

Sergei Gonchar? At five and a half mil per? AND a NTC?

He's just...

He's fucking with me now. Either that or he's completely taken leave of his faculties. Guys in white coats time. Seriously.

An oft-injured, enigmatic, Russian defensive liability, THAT is your replacement for a hard nosed, play through anything Russian defensive monster? At a mil more than you probably could have kept AV for? AND YOU GAVE HIM AN NTC??? KNOWING WHAT NTC's HAVE GOTTEN YOU IN THE PAST????

Unbelievable. Just....

The Sens goalie helmet comes out of the back window of the car tonight. Putting it in a box in the basement. Gonna put black electrical tape over the eyes on all my Sens jerseys. They are fucking done.

One of the worst wastes of salary since Daigle. Fucking Gonchar.

 

[miamiforlife81]

Gonch is OK, but on the decline. Anton is much better though. Unless he wants a lot more or wants out, I dont see why they didn't use this money towards him.

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

Can you guys ship Spezza off while your ruining the rest of your team? I'd like to see him on the BJ's so I can root for a western team.

 

[sabre0917]

If i was you i would hope he plays atleast 50 games this season then maybe 50 over the last 2 years.

 

[dash]

Sergei Gonchar on joining the #senators: "I'm very happy to be there because I'm going to play in Canada, which is pretty special for me."

5.5 million reasons over the next three seasons to be happy, Sergei...

 

[forty_three]

Can you guys ship Spezza off while your ruining the rest of your team? I'd like to see him on the BJ's so I can root for a western team.

Not anymore. His NTC for the remaining 5 years of his deal kicked in today.

And he's quite accustomed to living in his big suburban house up there.




On a side note, the Jackets are worth rooting for anyway. The pieces are there, they just have to execute. I am looking for a picture of Ron Tugnutt and his Jackets helmet for my avatar as we speak.








Nice. Just saw Zybnek Michalek signed in Pitt. The one we could have used. Shero is laughing, I'm sure. Damn.


I'm out. My mood has gone very far to the south.

 

[forty_three]

If i was you i would hope he plays atleast 50 games this season then maybe 50 over the last 2 years.

At this point, all I can hope for is a run in with a Russian loan shark.

 

[ELYEAH82]

I am so glad the Pens didnt resign this guy. Which normally sounds like a bitter fan losing a player but this deal is MORE than he WAS making in his 20's

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Sergei Gonchar? At five and a half mil per? AND a NTC?

He's just...

He's fucking with me now. Either that or he's completely taken leave of his faculties. Guys in white coats time. Seriously.

An oft-injured, enigmatic, Russian defensive liability, THAT is your replacement for a hard nosed, play through anything Russian defensive monster? At a mil more than you probably could have kept AV for? AND YOU GAVE HIM AN NTC??? KNOWING WHAT NTC's HAVE GOTTEN YOU IN THE PAST????

Unbelievable. Just....

The Sens goalie helmet comes out of the back window of the car tonight. Putting it in a box in the basement. Gonna put black electrical tape over the eyes on all my Sens jerseys. They are fucking done.

One of the worst wastes of salary since Daigle. Fucking Gonchar.

So 43, what do you think of the Gonchar signing?

 

[Urkie]

I just got home and looked on TSN and literally flipped out. Gonchar? I would have liked him 2 or 3 years ago but now? He's old and on the decline.

Ugh...

 

[Slimpikins]

So where's the booze?

 

[forty_three]

Hammyhouse 4.5
Volchenkov 4.25
Gonchar 5.5 and a NTC.

Motherfucking, shit-ass, piss, hell fucking GOD DAMMIT!!

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

Sabre fans need to STFU about bad GMs. Seriously. Don't even go there.

 

[dash]

So where's the booze?

Better have some Kryptonite handy...

 

[forty_three]

Came home and told the Missus that the Sens signed Gonchar and for a million more than Volchenkov.

"What fucking idiot made that decision?"

This is why I love her.

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

That's going to be a brutal cap hit if he gets injured & can't play anymore. The NTC is just icing on the cake.

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

So where's the booze?

Indeed. The Hockey Hoarders need to give it up already.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I got plenty.

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

Better have some Kryptonite handy...

HA HAAA! The male Kryptonite of myself about now.

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

Aweful small glass IPW (tf), hope it's extremely "laden"/ fortified.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Aweful small glass IPW (tf), hope it's extremely "laden"/ fortified.

Small glass? It's almost the size of a me.

Lets see you attempt to drink about 200 gallons of beer.