So Mega Douchue promises to stop licking

[Judge Fudge]

Anyone want to take a few licks well they have a chance?

 

[dash]

He should try to get an endorsement deal With Timex...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Mega Douchue is Super Shamous arch rival

 

[BGDave]

This will last until he runs into his next banana popsicle.




/meant in the cleanest way possible

 

[tducey]

Be interesting to see if he lives up to this. That said his licking other players was stupid and had no place in hockey.

 

[Comeds]

You all just wish he was on your team licking other teams!

 

[sbb122]

The only way to stop a bad licker with a tongue is a good licker with a tongue.

 

[dash]

The only way to stop a bad licker with a tongue is a good licker with a tongue.

That's straight out of the NRA cookbook, folks.

N ational
R evolting
A ssociation

 

[thedddd]

The only way to stop a bad licker with a tongue is a good licker with a tongue.

They just need to be smarter than the little weasel with a big nose.

Or the next offense he shares a cell with Pudding "Pops"

 

[Duke of Douchington]

It's completely fucking mind blowing that the league suspended Avery for six fucking games for making comments about Neon's girlfriend, yet nothing happens to Marchand, if we're suspending players for disgraceful to the NHL's image actions...

 

[mattola]

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

This is 2018! Squares need to expand their minds! We got nearly 30 genders now, Marchand fits into at least one of em