Hi, My name is Slammy McCrankypants. I throw things. I slam down drinks in a constant state of frustration with life. I get rowdy drunk until I get catatonic. I have had 13 knee operations and have arthritis in my back. I could have show more compete on 10/27 against the New York Islanders than ANY member of the roster to step on the ice today. On the plus side: NOTHING Kiss goodbye: I don't care who at this point. I really don't. Trade any one. Trade several. Fire a lot of people. This is a freaking disgrace. They have no balls and have shown it.