Saban Hires Applewhite

[Wild Turkey]

Offensive Analyst or some shit. I don’t think he is going to fare as well as those that have come before him in the minor league HC incubator.

 

[Kaplony]

Offensive Analyst or some shit. I don’t think he is going to fare as well as those that have come before him in the minor league HC incubator.

So has Saban's School for Wayward Coaches finalized it's 2019 freshman class?

 

[ralphiewvu]

Offensive Analyst or some shit. I don’t think he is going to fare as well as those that have come before him in the minor league HC incubator.

I could see him being the OC in 2020 when the new one leaves after 2019.

God damn I hate this program, but they are the definition of a dynasty.

 

[NolePride]

I guess it's safe for Major to return now.

When Applewhite was there before he got caught screwing around
with some coed.

His wife told him, to save the marriage, he had to quit and return
to Texas. He did and when they arrived in Texas, she divorced his
ass. (She got a free ride back home).

Major is headed back to the scene of the crime

 

[7Samurai13]

So he has a coffee bitch and oatmeal pie cookie security, what is Applewhite going to do?

 

[Sgt Brutus]

So he has a coffee bitch and oatmeal pie cookie security, what is Applewhite going to do?

Whipping boy after the media pisses Nick off in pressers

 

[4down20]

So he has a coffee bitch and oatmeal pie cookie security, what is Applewhite going to do?

Someone needs to monitor the LSU billboards.

 

[7Samurai13]

Someone needs to monitor the LSU billboards.

Don’t you need someone analyzing UCF for the next 11 months to prepare for the playoffs?

Also Michigan stole another OC, maybe he can lessen that blow.

 

[DeafOranguntan]

God, the turnover there is just crazy. Did another coach break out of the shackles Saban keeps them in under Bryant-Denny? That's the only way I can explain the turnover there.

 

[Toadman005]

God, the turnover there is just crazy. Did another coach break out of the shackles Saban keeps them in under Bryant-Denny? That's the only way I can explain the turnover there.

I don't normally fret staff turnover but....I am this offseason.

 

[DeafOranguntan]

I don't normally fret staff turnover but....I am this offseason.

I mean, Saban is the greatest. Not taking anything away from him. And he always does well no matter the assistants. But he must be the most abrasive boss, the way people bail the first chance they get. Little man syndrome.

 

[Toadman005]

I mean, Saban is the greatest. Not taking anything away from him. And he always does well no matter the assistants. But he must be the most abrasive boss, the way people bail the first chance they get. Little man syndrome.

Yeah. But I'll take the results.

 

[lilchi721]

Offensive Analyst or some shit. I don’t think he is going to fare as well as those that have come before him in the minor league HC incubator.

Does Saban want to know more about Texas?

 

[DeafOranguntan]

Yeah. But I'll take the results.

Of course. If it ain't broke. The only time to get concerned would be if these new guys were to get outcoached again.

 

[4down20]

God, the turnover there is just crazy. Did another coach break out of the shackles Saban keeps them in under Bryant-Denny? That's the only way I can explain the turnover there.

What the fuck are you talking about? The turnover is because people see success and want a piece of it. Where are all these coaches who are leaving because they are able to get away from Saban's shackles? More importantly, why do all these high profile coaches come to Saban?

OC: Applewhite - pushed out, missed Texas, his wife made him leave, whatever, didn't belong in the role no matter. 1st year filler.
OC: Jim McElwain - Left to be HC of Colorado St, then Florida
OC: Nuss - pushed out stolen by Michigan for OC.
OC: Kiffin - HC of FAU
OC: Sark - OC for NFL team
OC: Daboll - OC for NFL team
OC: Locksley - HC for Maryland.

DC: Steele - pushed out, 1st year filler
DC: Smart - HC at Georgia
DC: Pruitt - HC at Tennessee
DC: Tosh - one of the best recruiters in college, but was in way over his head, went to the NFL to learn X's and O's.

Congrats on Dabo finding a DC nobody wants to hire as a HC, but you're just fucking stupid.

 

[4down20]

I mean, Saban is the greatest. Not taking anything away from him. And he always does well no matter the assistants. But he must be the most abrasive boss, the way people bail the first chance they get. Little man syndrome.

Wake me up when people are beating Dabo's door down wanting his name on their resume - while he's still coach at Clemson.

 

[4down20]

Don’t you need someone analyzing UCF for the next 11 months to prepare for the playoffs?

Also Michigan stole another OC, maybe he can lessen that blow.

Apparently he's needed to guard the front door to keep the coaches from bailing.

 

[7Samurai13]

Apparently he's needed to guard the front door to keep the coaches from bailing.

Gotta keep Harbaugh away from the recruits and the coaches.

 

[Wild Turkey]

I could see him being the OC in 2020 when the new one leaves after 2019.

God damn I hate this program, but they are the definition of a dynasty.

Would love him to be the OC for Bama. He was the worst one Saban has had during his run at Bama.

 

[Toadman005]

Of course. If it ain't broke. The only time to get concerned would be if these new guys were to get outcoached again.

Grr.