Redskins sign Mark Sanchez

[rtfgbfan]

Even Robert Kraft recently said he should be playing.....

Do you typically defend Robert Kraft?

 

[jerseyhawksfan79]

Kaepernick is.

He's a solid one read QB who fumbles a lot. Not very good.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

Sanchez was on the Bears a few years back. He was/is more of a QB coach than player. Show a younger player the profession of being a QB, what is expected. That's my guess. Playing time. No, no one wants that, no one wants to see that.

I actually think this is a good move. Everywhere he goes as a clipboard holder. I believe he has helped the guys in front of him. Not so much for on the field but behind the scenes.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I actually think this is a good move. Everywhere he goes as a clipboard holder. I believe he has helped the guys in front of him. Not so much for on the field but behind the scenes.

You mean with, like, how to score chicks?

 

[Omar 382]

You mean with, like, how to score chicks?

No, he literally means “behind the scenes.” It’s pretty well-known among us higher-ranking members of society that Mark Sanchez is in the Illuminati. He may not be able to play much QB, but if you want to win, you want Sanchez on your side pulling strings.

It’s like in the first Harry Potter when Snape is muttering counter-curses during the Quidditch match to combat Quirell/Voldemort. If you watch closely, Sanchez will be doing the same battle with Jerrah this Thursday.

 

[Omar 382]

You mean with, like, how to score chicks?

Astral Weeks/Van Morrison. Thoughts?

 

[dbldwn711]

No, he literally means “behind the scenes.” It’s pretty well-known among us higher-ranking members of society that Mark Sanchez is in the Illuminati. He may not be able to play much QB, but if you want to win, you want Sanchez on your side pulling strings.

It’s like in the first Harry Potter when Snape is muttering counter-curses during the Quidditch match to combat Quirell/Voldemort. If you watch closely, Sanchez will be doing the same battle with Jerrah this Thursday.

Another literary “instant classic”!

 

[Omar 382]

Another literary “instant classic”!

Yeah, yeah, muck it up all you want, but everything I said is true.

This is how Tom Cruise must feel with scientology.

 

[dbldwn711]

Yeah, yeah, muck it up all you want, but everything I said is true.

This is how Tom Cruise must feel with scientology.

Whoa whoa WHOA!!

You’ve got me all wrong!

I’m truly in awe of your literary genius.

 

[Omar 382]

Whoa whoa WHOA!!

You’ve got me all wrong!

I’m truly in awe of your literary genius.

My apologies, tone can be hard in printed word. Like when I released my debut novel "55 Ways For You and Your Crew to Hit a Dunbar Armored Truck and Get Away With It" and everyone assumed I was being serious! I knew I shouldn't have included all the black and white pictures I had of the tied up truck drivers with duct tape on their mouths from the days before I was reformed. Would have saved a lot of chats over coffee and stale scrambled eggs at diners with various members of the feds.

 

[dbldwn711]

My apologies, tone can be hard in printed word. Like when I released my debut novel "55 Ways For You and Your Crew to Hit a Dunbar Armored Truck and Get Away With It" and everyone assumed I was being serious! I knew I shouldn't have included all the black and white pictures I had of the tied up truck drivers with duct tape on their mouths from the days before I was reformed. Would have saved a lot of chats over coffee and stale scrambled eggs at diners with various members of the feds.

Damn... that’s some quality shit right there!!

 

[Darrell Green Fan]

Any team that is down to their 3rd QB is screwed anyway so I really didn't care which warm body they signed.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

No, he literally means “behind the scenes.” It’s pretty well-known among us higher-ranking members of society that Mark Sanchez is in the Illuminati. He may not be able to play much QB, but if you want to win, you want Sanchez on your side pulling strings.

It’s like in the first Harry Potter when Snape is muttering counter-curses during the Quidditch match to combat Quirell/Voldemort. If you watch closely, Sanchez will be doing the same battle with Jerrah this Thursday.

:useful-ish:

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Astral Weeks/Van Morrison. Thoughts?

It's not my favorite Van album. Why does everyone else go gaga over it?

 

[Omar 382]

It's not my favorite Van album. Why does everyone else go gaga over it?

I don't know, all I know is that they do. So I listened, and it's ok.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I don't know, all I know is that they do. So I listened, and it's ok.

Exactly...it's a pretty "meh" album, IMO.

 

[Rex Racer]

The Redskins just gave Kaep a big fat

 

[PolarVortex]

Especially since Smith was a mobile QB and McCoy and Sanchez are not.....

It's a damn shame and very inconsiderate that Smith waited until after the trade deadline to break his leg. Otherwise, Jacoby Brisset would be a good temporary replacement.

 

[Taddy Mason]

Oh man, my condolences natives fans.

Washington adds Mark Sanchez as Colt McCoy’s backup

Matt Barkley is 1-0 this year, who knows.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Do you typically defend Robert Kraft?

I have no clue what you mean.