Ravens Humphrey arrested on robbery charges

[MarkOU]

https://news.google.com/news/amp?ca...cused-of-stealing-a-phone-charger/#pt0-958222

What a fucking dumbass. Steals a phone charger from an uber driver. When the police arrive he says it's his charger and the driver is a liar. Turns out the charger doesn't even fit his phone. Dudes a menace. He'll end up raping someone probably.

 

[blue_suns]

Exaggerate much?

 

[MarkOU]

Exaggerate much?

No. Statistics show that petty theft leads to pot smoking which leads to r*pe.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

https://news.google.com/news/amp?caurl=http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/01/25/marlon-humphrey-accused-of-stealing-a-phone-charger/#pt0-958222

What a fucking dumbass. Steals a phone charger from an uber driver. When the police arrive he says it's his charger and the driver is a liar. Turns out the charger doesn't even fit his phone. Dudes a menace. He'll end up raping someone probably.

Is he being traded to the Stealers

 

[Bridgeburner]

*crickets*

 

[NEhomer]

No. Statistics show that petty theft leads to pot smoking which leads to r*pe.

....I think.

 

[shopson67]

No. Statistics show that petty theft leads to pot smoking which leads to munchies and lethargy.

FIFY

He might abuse the hell out of a bag of Doritos or 3...

 

[Cedrique]

I love how they busted him on the fact that he had the wrong phone for the charger. That's like an Encyclopedia Brown story except in this case instead of admitting he lied and returning it, Bugs Meany was arrested and had to pay a $2500 bond........

 

[ArlingtonCowboys100]

So the nfl has done nothing, yet will suspend an innocent zeke elliot 6 games for doing nothing

 

[sonnyblack65]

No. Statistics show that petty theft leads to pot smoking which leads to r*pe.

true Guys like Zeke ^^^^ should be castrated or parachuted onto an isolated island, raping only defenseless lemurs and iguanas

 

[Fountain City Blues]

No. Statistics show that petty theft leads to pot smoking which leads to r*pe.

Show us these statistics and where they came from. I am willing to bet they don't say what you think they say.

 

[blue_suns]

I didn't even know 4th degree robbery was a thing.

Unless he's a klepto, I doubt he'd risk his career over a phone charger.