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phantomfoul88

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Excluding Moeller and Juron since they were only here a portion of the season. I know this is a horrible list but here we go...

21 Marty Mornhinweg20012002 32 5 27 0 .156 – – –
22 Steve Mariucci 20032005 43 15 28 0 .349 – – –
24 Rod Marinelli20062008 48 10 38 0 .208 – – –
25 Jim Schwartz20092013 80 29 51 0 .363
26 Jim Caldwell 20142017 64 36 28 0 .563 2 0 2
27 Matt Patricia 2018present 20 8 11 1 .425 – – –


Worst: Marinelli
Mornhinweg
Patricia
Mariucci
Schwartz
Best: Caldwell
 

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Excluding Moeller and Juron since they were only here a portion of the season. I know this is a horrible list but here we go...

21 Marty Mornhinweg20012002 32 5 27 0 .156 – – –
22 Steve Mariucci 20032005 43 15 28 0 .349 – – –
24 Rod Marinelli20062008 48 10 38 0 .208 – – –
25 Jim Schwartz20092013 80 29 51 0 .363
26 Jim Caldwell 20142017 64 36 28 0 .563 2 0 2
27 Matt Patricia 2018present 20 8 11 1 .425 – – –


Worst: Marinelli
Mornhinweg
Patricia
Mariucci
Schwartz
Best: Caldwell


Marinelli has the longest period of sucking for sure.

I might make an argument for Schwartz because he actually had a ton of talent and was still shit.
Marinelli was just fucked with using kitty kat and Orvlosky. Jordan Dizon leading the defense.
I'll never forget Morningwig deferring in OT though.
 

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Mooch is worst in my book. I'd fire #2 Pencil for Rod, yesterday.
 

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Schwartz wasted the most talent on that list. Fuck that guy. Takes a super genius to make fun of the opposing coach one year with "learn the rules" onlynto make that exact error the next year.

Those teams always played out of control, and it Started with that ass hole.

He still is not worse than mooch and rod though.
 

phantomfoul88

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Schwartz wasted the most talent on that list. Fuck that guy. Takes a super genius to make fun of the opposing coach one year with "learn the rules" onlynto make that exact error the next year.

Those teams always played out of control, and it Started with that ass hole.

He still is not worse than mooch and rod though.



This is such a miserable list. You can make a case for almost anyone except maybe Caldwell
 
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