Random funny crap

[MarcoPolo]

Why not?

 

[MarcoPolo]

Can't get image to work

 

[MarcoPolo]

 

[MarcoPolo]

No comment, you'll have to watch.

Let's try a YouTube embed ...

 

[MarcoPolo]

An Alaskan Tale (where life is tough and humor is dark)

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers... "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper. "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay." “ Oh no!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had a dozen 25-pound King crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

 

[MarcoPolo]

 

[SFGRTB]

Bar keep said 8/10 people don't get this:

 

[MarcoPolo]

 

[MarcoPolo]

PS : some people are just dumb as rocks.

 

[MarcoPolo]

If you're in a bar in New York city and order a "Captain Sully" what do you get?

Two hits of Grey Goose, finished with a big splash of cold water.

 

[calsnowskier]

Why does Kermit love it when Miss Piggy has a cold?

Spoiler

She has a frog in her throat.

 

[tzill]

This is "funny" to me in a very schadenfreude kind of way:

Buckley: Hanley Ramirez and Pablo Sandoval must go | Boston Herald

 

[Stokes1931]

 

[calsnowskier]

2004????

The irony HAD to be intentional.

If this is even a real clipping. Too thick to be legit.

 

[Mays-Fan]

At first I thought that the hydrant on the sidewalk was a can of something in a bag on the wall.

 

[Stokes1931]

2004????

The irony HAD to be intentional.

If this is even a real clipping. Too thick to be legit.

Well, if you believe Marco's girl actually worked at Hooters.....

I don't frequent Hooters, never been, actually, but I am somewhat familiar with the requirements to work there. Marco's girl in the picture would not qualify as a dishwasher at Hooters.

 

[MarcoPolo]

 

[MarcoPolo]

Be careful - sidewalks can be very, VERY dangerous...

 

[MarcoPolo]

The 10 Most Popular DYAC's From November 2010 - Damn You Auto Correct!

 

[MarcoPolo]

Greatest used car advert EVER ...