Random Fantasy Baseball Thoughts

[Chef99]

Uribe, 1-4 ... in Maddeningly's eyes he's locked in!

Dude, seriously, Donnie Baseball makes some baffling moves. Remember last year, when Kemp FINALLY started to get hot, he benched him for like 5 games straight?

 

[Microwahevo]

Kris Bryant will hit 2 homers this weekend.

 

[Chef99]

So far, Fuzzy is two fer two - Archie Bradley and Lorenzo Cain.

 

[Chef99]

Screw Scott Boras and all the talking heads who wanted to make the Bryant-to-minors thing an issue; Theo Epstein is a smart, savvy GM and he's following his plan to the letter. Cubs are on their way to being a dominant dynasty team. One more year, maybe two at the most...

 

[TKOSpikes]

Uribe: 1-4 and 1-3. No counting stats. Yeah, he's locked in Maddeningly. Don't mess with success.

 

[da55bums]

dodgers with best bench in majors? Guerrero and Van Slyke would start for 2/3 of MLB teams

 

[Chef99]

dodgers with best bench in majors? Guerrero and Van Slyke would start for 2/3 of MLB teams

Yep, Turner had a pretty good day as well.

 

[Yellow Fuzzies]

So far, Fuzzy is two fer two - Archie Bradley and Lorenzo Cain.

Thanks Chef- but my team still can't pull off a victory.

 

[Chef99]

Thanks Chef- but my team still can't pull off a victory.

Oh, you mean we're supposed to win these things? Crap!

 

[Chef99]

I sometimes make some odd trade offers, but they are mostly pretty well thought-out, and have at least some sort of logic to them. Here's what pisses me off: guys who offer I-think-you're-a-dumb-fuck trades.

Keeper league: I offer the guy Pompey for Brock Holt and he counters with Carlos Beltran for Starlin Castro.

Seriously, dude?

 

[Chef99]

For the old movie buffs out there:

Right now, Yankees fans are pleading "Come back, Shane! Come back!"

Damn, I'm bored.

 

[Chef99]

Dare I ask it? Is Moose actually breaking out?

 

[TKOSpikes]

There goes Uribe's hammy! X-rays negative though
(not to mention Guerrero with a PH RBI last night, cold off the bench he's hotter than Uribe will ever be!)

Hopefully he DL's it anyway...

Now, just that All-Star, Turner to leap frog!

Go Guerrero!

 

[powerchord86]

I like having Abreu on my team...

 

[TKOSpikes]

Uribe back in the lineup.

 

[Chef99]

Souza AND Marte??? I am so screwed. Wtf is going on with all the batters getting hit on the hand?

Ok, Souza was just a cramp.

 

[TKOSpikes]

Another pinch it HR for Guerrero!

It's getting silly now, Maddeningly!

 

[TKOSpikes]

oh, and of course Uribe went 1-4 with no counting stats....again.

 

[Chef99]

oh, and of course Uribe went 1-4 with no counting stats....again.

Bro, I am hanging onto Guerrero for dear life in one league. It's killing me. Maddeningly is insane. Are they showcasing him for a trade and don't want to give him too many ABs? Is his defense that bad?

 

[TKOSpikes]

What's this??? Guerrero gets the start (probably because it's a day game and Uribe will be back in tomorrow)

...oh yeah, and another HR!!!!