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TheDayMan

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Yeah... that isn’t funny. I lost a testicle to something similar to that.
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cheerupcharlie

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Truck stop orgy sex?

Close...

Getting some “road head” almost hit a deer. Slammed on my brakes. You can picture the rest. I just felt horrible for Mama Handicappers. Bitch lost 4 teeth. She only had 6 to begin with.
 
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DetroitDevil

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I wonder if he points Roman candles upside down
 

Wild Turkey

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I wonder if he points Roman candles upside down
That's insensitive.

I had a Roman candle backfire and rack my balls once funny guy. You need to be more aware of your hurtful comments.
 

corn train

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Casualty of legalization, results may vary

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I think you're lazy and just didn't spend enough time looking for it.


Really lazy. It's probably right next to the other one.

He's probably like that one guy who is always complaining that he's lost his favorite pair of sunglasses...and everyone does not have the heart to inform him that they are perched on top of his head.
 

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Looks like the force from that could actually cause some serious damage. I thought it was funny, but I do hope the feller was alright.

 

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Looks like the force from that could actually cause some serious damage. I thought it was funny, but I do hope the feller was alright.


It is perfect training for marriage. If he repeats it once a month for 18 years, it is divorce training.
 

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Looks like the force from that could actually cause some serious damage. I thought it was funny, but I do hope the feller was alright.

Man, the crowd reactions are perfect: "Me! Me! Over here man! Me! Ohhhhh...I'll never get a t-shirt now..."
 
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