Phils V Oreos

[Cedrique]

Should be some bombs in this one.

 

[Cedrique]

Jt has some history with this guy and Harper is hot. I'm going with homers by Realmuto, Harper and of course Flaky Jay.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Rhys starting to flash some warning track power.

I'm just glad he went up there hacking.

 

[California Creme Puffs]

This umpire is a fucking pussy. My dad used to catch more flesh with his .22 when we acted up as kids than that splintered bat did

 

[Cedrique]

This umpire is a fucking pussy. My dad used to catch more flesh with his .22 when we acted up as kids than that splintered bat did

Hey at least we got to hear the history of the "dangling throat guard"

 

[Cedrique]

I just read Chris Davis' lips. He said "this 60 game season blows! I can only steal $8 million from the O's instead of my usual 20 mil."

 

[Cedrique]

I have to say Wheels has been pretty consistent so far.

 

[California Creme Puffs]

I have to say Wheels has been pretty consistent so far.

Has Zack Wheeler officially replaced Chris Wheeler as THEEE 'Wheels' in Phillies history?

 

[Cedrique]

Has Zack Wheeler officially replaced Chris Wheeler as THEEE 'Wheels' in Phillies history?

Yes. I'm surprised it took him 3 starts though

 

[Cedrique]

Has anyone noticed if those dorks from the "Wolf Pack" shelled out the 50 bucks for cutouts?

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Hey Home Plate Ump

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Has anyone noticed if those dorks from the "Wolf Pack" shelled out the 50 bucks for cutouts?

Haven't seen. Did you shell out the necessary money for your cutout yet?

 

[Cedrique]

 

[Cedrique]

Hey Kingery, maybe a little less time dying your hair and a little more time at the batting cages

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Hey Kingery, maybe a little less time dying your hair and a little more time at the batting cages

It's like I tell Mel Gibson- "Hey Mel, put down the bottle- get back to making the movies...."

You gotta remind the guy, Juice == Jews

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Cutch! And great base running Purple Haze!

 

[Cedrique]

Cutch! And great base running Purple Haze!

How did he score from first on that? Is that rubber armed Ben Revere in the outfield?

 

[Guy Incognito]

How did he score from first on that? Is that rubber armed Ben Revere in the outfield?

Haseley was running on the pitch, and the CF threw in to second instead of trying to get him at the plate.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce!

 

[California Creme Puffs]

40 Bombs at CBP: Swings at the first pitch, second-deck fucking bomb
Buzz Killery: Swings at the first pitch, weak ground ball to the shifted second baseman