Phillies VS Red Sox Series Thread.

[Irish Springs Body Wash]

F you Bradley Jr... Smyly Smile is out here trying to make pitches, so you can take your home run and shove it

 

[Cedrique]

Maybe I underestimated Smyly. He just needed to walk in to CBP and look at that Wall of Fame to be inspired to reach his potential. The Von Hayes plaque has that effect on people

 

[Cedrique]

Edit: Smyly is garbage!

 

[jvett77]

Over the monster goes Harper! It takes power to do it.

 

[Retroram52]

Apparently the Dildoes like the score to be 3-2 in Boston.

 

[Irish Springs Body Wash]

Maybe I underestimated Smyly. He just needed to walk in to CBP and look at that Wall of Fame to be inspired to reach his potential. The Von Hayes plaque has that effect on people

Do you think Adam Hasely will soon replace Von as THEEE ‘Purple Haze’ in Philly?

 

[Irish Springs Body Wash]

Son, you just got dicked

 

[Cedrique]

I don't know if I'm sold on Haseley yet. Definitely not in the same league as "5 for 1" yet

 

[Cedrique]

Son, you just got dicked

They should put that on the jumbo tron every time he gets a hit

 

[jvett77]

I’ya think we’re about to sweep the top hitting team in baseball. Ew, yeah!

 

[Irish Springs Body Wash]

Damn, Von Hayes only made one All-Star team? Not that that shit matters, but I would have thought he was higher esteemed by his peers.

 

[Irish Springs Body Wash]

They should put that on the jumbo tron every time he gets a hit

Dicking away the moments that make up the dog days

Still can’t believe that lyric is actually “ticking away”

 

[jvett77]

The all new Neris takes charge in the 9th.

 

[Cedrique]

Damn, Von Hayes only made one All-Star team? Not that that shit matters, but I would have thought he was higher esteemed by his peers.

Yeah, you would think being on those awful mid 80s teams he would be their representative a couple times just by default. I guess maybe they had Schilling back then?

Edit: I guess they still had Schmitty until about 87

 

[Irish Springs Body Wash]

Tom Yawkey is rolling over in his grave.

Granted, the fact that guys like Mookie Betts and Jackie Bradley Jr. play for the Sox would probably make him sick anyway, but I digress

 

[Guy Incognito]

 

[Irish Springs Body Wash]

Weren’t you saying this after Hitler scored a major victory with the “Poland Campaign”?

 

[Guy Incognito]

Weren’t you saying this after Hitler scored a major victory with the “Poland Campaign”?

It was more around the time of Rommel's initial success at Kasserine Pass.

 

[northeastphillyguy]

Bullpen gets the 5 cheesesteak award! Great Job!

 

[Cedrique]

Hoskins on base 6 times and scores 3 runs in this series so far yet everybody with a keyboard is acting like we need to get rid of him. (Except for me and maybe _phillies_ if he is still alive). We will be vindicated!