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We got our asses once again handed to us by the folks in NY. Once again when we all get our hopes up, the dildoes show-up. This is NOT going to change until our pitching changes.
 

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BULLPEN PREVAILS! Our best pitcher gets the job done. We still can not hit with men on base.
 

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Nice seat. Great view.

I had moved down from my cheap seat on the upper terrace level to this standing room area. Had a $10 Bull's barbecue pork sandwich and a $15 24-oz Blue Moon Belgian White. Sensing hopelessness, left after 5-1/2. Missed the slaughter. De Lost Santos has to go.

In the post game, Amaro believes that Vinny should/will be removed from the starting rotation. A reliever? :o
 

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Phills lead one to nothing in the 8th. NOLA PITCHING A SHUTOUT. Guess that means one of our relievers will get to lose it in the ninth. GIRARDI will be too chicken to allow Nola to finish it up.
 

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I would think that Joe and that dumbass FO douchebags would be scouring the available pitchers around the league to make a deal before the trade deadline July 30th. But nooooo, doesn't seem to be any activity from that braindead bunch to move the losers in the bullpen. Apparently these numbnuts like the dildoes to keep coming back nearly every damn game. There is no sense to any of it and it is primarily why the Phillies/Dildoes will piss-away yet another chance at the post-season.
 

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I would think that Joe and that dumbass FO douchebags would be scouring the available pitchers around the league to make a deal before the trade deadline July 30th. But nooooo, doesn't seem to be any activity from that braindead bunch to move the losers in the bullpen. Apparently these numbnuts like the dildoes to keep coming back nearly every damn game. There is no sense to any of it and it is primarily why the Phillies/Dildoes will piss-away yet another chance at the post-season.
Hope you are wrong. Kimbell could help us.
 

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And Northeast we could catch and pass the Mutts if these numbnuts would just put the Dildoes into a grave for good.
 

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And Northeast we could catch and pass the Mutts if these numbnuts would just put the Dildoes into a grave for good.

Bad news. I just checked. The longevity of a dildo ultimately depends on the proper care and maintenance an owner will put to it. Now, the FO spend has spent much time on this issue over the past decade with numerous dumpster dives accomplished to preserve and ensure Dildoes remain fresh throughout each season. :o
 

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This front office is a complete sham. They could not find their way out of a common bathroom. And I don't know why this planned yearly destruction of a once-proud franchise continues.
 

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Then they go an eff-up a supposedly done deal for Pissburgh's relief pitcher Tyler Anderson with a lifetime ERA of 4.31 by sending Pissburgh two minor prospects that failed physicals apparently. Anderson was then sent to Seattle in a subsequent trade and we get shit as usual!
 

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Damn, Wheeler lost. Only 3 hits against Scherzer. Of course, we'll make everything right in the second game with dive acquisition, Cristopher Sánchez, plucked from the Rays org after 7 years of fruitless effort. :drink:

Holy shit, we're losing 4-0 and our boy only lasted 1/3 inning! :L
 
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