Philadelphia Phillies 2022 Baseball Season

[Cedrique]

Harper bunts to the Pitcher. WTH?

Harper is playing chess while while we're struggling with checkers

 

[Retroram52]

We are depending too much on our Douchebag Pitchers and coasting when we get a lead of this size. San Dego has no outs and now two people are on base. This could be a big Inning for the Padres.

 

[Retroram52]

Two more outs and we may dodge a very big bullet.

 

[Retroram52]

First Douchebag Pitcher: Dominguez!

 

[Retroram52]

Pads get a sacrifice grounder to get a run in. One more out, ya damn Douchebags!

 

[Retroram52]

That's the ticket!

 

[Retroram52]

Two more sides and we can take this win.

 

[Retroram52]

Here we go...

 

[Retroram52]

Oh crap. Hand-job is in.

 

[Retroram52]

Got Kim. One down, two to go.

 

[Cedrique]

 

[Retroram52]

Got Azocar. Two down, one to go.

 

[Retroram52]

Got Abrams!! Done!!

 

[Retroram52]

A nice win to end a three-game slide and we even the overall series. Onward we go tomorrow.

 

[jvett77]

Sweep! Sweep! Perhaps.

 

[Retroram52]

Wouldn't that be a surprise.

 

[jvett77]

With Machado day to day with the ankle and Tatis still on 60 day, Phil should be in the drivers seat, pending douchebag pitching and dildo defense.

 

[Cedrique]

They gotta be more patient with this guy. He'll walk them if they let him.

 

[Cedrique]

Nola is so money....and he doesn't even know it

 

[Retroram52]

Nola is looking stout. No runs yet by the Phillies.