push your shit in the river and file an insurance claim.
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another option is to park across the river near Belview (KY) Frisch's and then take the southbank shuttle to the stadium, but only if your trying to save money. There's plenty of parking near the stadium if you don't mind forking over the bread. I used to park in covington and walk over the suspension bridge to go to reds games, but that was before being a responsible parent and all that.