OT: This may be the most appalling thing I have ever read online, ever

[sherbert1421]

i don't even bother trying to get a smartphone. crappy service where i live. never be able to use it

However i did buy myself an ipad. that thing is fucking sweet

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

Did any of you ever post on the Swamp NFL General board?

I used to and there was a legendary post on there by a guy who complained his parent's bought him a NEW Scion when his first choice was an Audi. He caught hell.

I, for one, would never have posted on the NFL general board, at the swamp...what a bunch of rejects!...ok..wait a sec.....maybe I did... once or twice? Damn <hangs head in shame>...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Idk the story I read online about teen girls inserting vodka soaked tampons into their buhginas to get wrecked still takes the cake for me

 

[pixburgher66]

Idk the story I read online about teen girls inserting vodka soaked tampons into their buhginas to get wrecked still takes the cake for me

They must've been in HS. Girls in HS are the stupidest creatures on this planet. Two sophomores my senior year were afraid they were preggo because they swallowed.

 

[BigBadDup]

Woman: My gyno said I can't have sex for two weeks.
Man: So what did your dentist have to say?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Woman: My gyno said I can't have sex for two weeks.
Man: So what did your dentist have to say?