OT: This may be the most appalling thing I have ever read online, ever

[Bizzle McDizzle]

please

for the love of all that is good and holy

let this be fake

My one goal in life now is to raise my son to a point where he would never dream of being an enough of an arrogant spoiled douchebag to post something like this


Thirty Spoiled Brats Whine About Not Getting an iPhone for Christmas - Autocorrects and Texting Fails: AutoCoWrecks.com

 

[mattola]

good grief.......

 

[dash]

I don't have an iPhone and I only use my cellphone when I need to make a call. Granted I'm a dinosaur, but still...

 

[blindbaby]

I swear there's some kind of mind control happening.

 

[huskers1217]

just remember..our economy is in the shitter......

maybe $200 cable bills and $200 cell phone bills and energy increases of 50% in the past 15 years has contributed to that.....

 

[BigBadDup]

Spoiled and bratty kids can only become and stay spoiled and bratty if their parents are morons. Unfortunately there's lots of morons out there.

"been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding"

 

[pixburgher66]

This makes me want to vomit. The saddest part of all is you KNOW they already have some smart phone.

 

[pixburgher66]

There's a kid complaining about getting diamond earrings. THEY'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT DIAMOND EARRINGS.

 

[pixburgher66]

"Was I the only person who didn't get an iPad? I mean, I got a car..."

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

I'm 43 and a bit older than the kids mentioned in this post...but....I asked my wife for the new Iphone for Christmas...I never got it..friggen bitch...you know? I don't ask for much around here..Goddamnit...ah, fuck it...

 

[mattola]

 

[johnnytata]

i have an iphone 4s and i totally feel for these kids.

i'm totally pissed that they didn't get iphones. think of all the awesome fuckin shit they could do. they could text nasty pictures of themselves to their friends without their parents knowing. they could threaten other people on facebook. they could play games about killing and sex and totally not even have to fuckin worry about studying. they could ask siri superduper important questions like where to buy drugs.

fuck.

doublefuck.

how the fuck are they supposed to fuckin live.

 

[BF4L]

Pretty funny posts from all as far as the kids on these twitter feeds. Hello parents.. do you know what your kids are doing online? I guarenty not one parent knows anything about the Twitter accounts these kids have and what is being posted. That my friends is the sad part.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I do not have an iphone, smartpad or a blackdoodleberry.

Somehow I manage to get by...

 

[Slimpikins]

That's it, I give up. I am now rooting for the terrorists.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

That's it, I give up. I am now rooting for the terrorists.

Fairweather fan.

 

[blindbaby]

I do not have an iphone, smartpad or a blackdoodleberry.

Somehow I manage to get by...

I have a pre-paid cellphone; that's it.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

If my kids ever get that snotty I'm pouring Tabasco sauce in their eyes.

 

[elocomotive]

Did any of you ever post on the Swamp NFL General board?

I used to and there was a legendary post on there by a guy who complained his parent's bought him a NEW Scion when his first choice was an Audi. He caught hell.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Did any of you ever post on the Swamp NFL General board?

I used to and there was a legendary post on there by a guy who complained his parent's bought him a NEW Scion when his first choice was an Audi. He caught hell.

Man, they really knew how to troll over there.