OT: Things I've learned specifically from SportsHoopla

[elocomotive]

That the finest dildos are manufactured in Tampa Bay.

 

[elocomotive]

That no matter the score, the score is always 2-1.

 

[dash]

Flyers fans hand out rep points like Darryl Sutter used to hand out NTC's...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

To be fair is always swiftly reported.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

To be fair is always swiftly reported.

REPORTED!

 

[dash]

WW is a birdie that rarely sleeps...

 

[SLY]

... and shits on red cars.

 

[mattola]

.. a Lannister always pays their debts

 

[elocomotive]

That there never were any fruit baskets.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

That there never were any fruit baskets.

meh I got mine

filled with durian though

wait

that wasnt durian ???

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

That when Eloco dresses up in his Viking Opera outfit, things truly are over.

 

[SLY]

Your and you're are no different than each other.

 

[blindbaby]

That no degree of sportsmanship, altruism, honor, or philanthropic pursuit can ever remove the, "Fuck Dallas" label.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Jeff Sly has a transvestite lover named Mischa and they cruise the town backhanding jews

he also once cheered for the rangers

 

[blindbaby]

lol

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

LOL

 

[dash]

I need to raid matty's bar...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

That the Chinese Invasion a year ago will never be forgotten.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

That Pixie's real name really is in fact "Hermione Granger."

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Squirrels can cost you a Stanley cup