OT: Emergency Ward

[mattola]

So I'm in emergency (taking my brother in who had a muscle seizure that locked up his back and neck not serious but he's in some serious pain)

This is a crazy place It's like only a certain stereotype can come or be admitted I to emergency.

There is Asian scumbag Steve (look up scumbag Steve)
The female version of that fat guy from the internets I posted in the charade thread)
A even more hicked up version of Vanilla Ice with summer teeth (you know some are here and some are there) with a baby

And about 15 of the main people you see in all the Vancouver Riot photos

Some crazy going on here. And I'm in the corner working on mortgage math problems.

 

[dare2be]

PeopleOfER.com?

I may just become a millionaire.

 

[mattola]

The female version of I just came here to brows guy just came in

 

[filosofy29]

The female version of I just came here to brows guy just came in

lol, I have no clue what you said, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.

 

[mattola]

lol, I have no clue what you said, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.

Female version of this guy

 

[Vadered]

Uh, Matt? I don't want to be rude or whatnot, but if your theory is correct - that only weird or crazy folks can be admitted or wait at the ER - then you should probably try to find a mirror...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Best wishes for your bro, Matt.

 

[mattola]

Uh, Matt? I don't want to be rude or whatnot, but if your theory is correct - that only weird or crazy folks can be admitted or wait at the ER - then you should probably try to find a mirror...

lol no no. someone semi normal has to take them in

Best wishes for your bro, Matt.

was just a muscle seizure nothing serious he is all good thanks however

 

[mattola]

Back at E.R. My brother in law has a nasty gash


Guy sitting next to me is in waiting to see if he needs to go into phsychiatric ward

WTF they have to debate this


Remember me my friends carry my name forward should I not survive

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

as a 'Canes fan, this thread subject line had me concerned





you bastard

 

[beantownmaniac]

Back at E.R. My brother in law has a nasty gash


Guy sitting next to me is in waiting to see if he needs to go into phsychiatric ward

WTF they have to debate this


Remember me my friends carry my name forward should I not survive

I'm thinking you're making it possible for a few docs and nurses to take a nice vacation.


Best wishes for your family members in need of medical help.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Lol, I was at the ER a few days ago (my sister had passed out - she's OK now). A redneck who was clearly on something good was saying the stupidest stuff. For example: I now know that if you suffer from anemia you should always take a sandwich in a plastic bag with you wherever you go.

I also heard "shit" and "motherfucker" said in a very jovial manner many times over. The young african-american girls behind their curtain next to ours were trying very hard to stiffle their laughter...they failed miserably.

 

[mattola]

Lol, I was at the ER a few days ago (my sister had passed out - she's OK now). A redneck who was clearly on something good was saying the stupidest stuff. For example: I now know that if you suffer from anemia you should always take a sandwich in a plastic bag with you wherever you go.

I also heard "shit" and "motherfucker" said in a very jovial manner many times over. The young african-american girls behind their curtain next to ours were trying very hard to stiffle their laughter...they failed miserably.

its quite an experience going there. man its something the people you see or meet

 

[pixburgher66]

My aunt's an ER nurse...some of the stories she tells. The other night she had an 18 year old screaming at the top of her lungs for no reason, no drugs related, and negative tests. She stopped screaming to answer questions normally, then continued screaming. Hah. I couldn't do that job.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Here you go, bitches. I ALWAYS deliver.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Here you go, bitches. I ALWAYS deliver.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

and to the 75% of you that don't get that joke...

meh...

you kids today with your fast dancing, interwebs and rock & roll music...

why... back in MY day by crackie...

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

oh wait.
you have Nick at Night, right?

so you're saying there's a chance...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Dude, I'm pretty sure everyone knows about The Beaver. Kind of like how everyone knows about pitying fools, and what Willis is talking about.