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Kenny Powers may be the coolest dude in TV history. Former asshole baseball star bottoms out and becomes a gym teacher. Hilarious shit.

Kid: Is it true you were in jail?
Kenny Powers: No babe, rehab.
Kid: Did you hurt yourself?
Kenny Powers: No, I didn't hurt myself.
Kid: 'Cause Coach Booth said after his back surgery he has to go to rehab.
Kenny Powers: Oh okay. Yeah I hurt myself, I hurt my nose.

Here's some "best of" moments...

 
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I liked in season 2 when he made his baseball debut. The dance and music (hulk hogans's theme from 25 years ago) as he made his was to the mound was great...
 
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I was pissed when I found out that chick used a pair of stunt tits in Season 1.
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Bummer. She and I have had a couple of "dates".

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IPostedWhat said:
I was pissed when I found out that chick used a pair of stunt tits in Season 1.
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Just like the famous shower scene with Angie Dickenson (Police Woman) in Brian DePalma's Dressed To Kill....I was crushed when I found out
 
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I missed season 1 completely, but really enjoyed season 2.
funny fucking show.
 
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IPostedWhat said:
I was pissed when I found out that chick used a pair of stunt tits in Season 1.
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Well thats all she really has going for her so once she shows them there is really nothing else to see. At least I dont find her attractive.
 
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puckhead said:
I missed season 1 completely, but really enjoyed season 2.
funny fucking show.
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Danny McBride is awesome...everything he does is great....except for Land of the Lost....and Drillbit Taylor....

ok....maybe not everything he does....but I like him....
 
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Jimmy the Tongue, you've been Van DAMMED!
 
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"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" - Kenny Powers

Great show, cracks me up.
 
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elocomotive said:
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" - Kenny Powers
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Are you sure you have that quote credited properly? I swear it was MAF who said that.
 
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I generally liked Season 1 better, but the next to last episode of Season 2 is easily the best episode in my mind.

Stevie in the loudspeaker car "Mexicans, for once in your life, get off your couches and do something."

And the last speech to the Charros is my favorite Kenny Powers' moment...
"I genuinely am sorry. I brought you guys up from less than fucking nothing and took you up to a championship level only to abandon you there. Leaving you high and dry. Naked and nude. Prey... easy targets... for the competitions to r*pe and butt fuck you. I'm sorry for that... Let's face it, guys. After midnight, this whole place turns into a pumpkin and you guys all turn back into mice.

This is a classic Cinderella tale here. You know, Peter Pan will no longer be... a man, he'll turn into a real boy. George Washington will not be able to cut down the bean stalk. And you guys will actually just go back to being the shittiest Mexican baseball team... in Mexico.

These are the hard realities, guys. Life is not a fairy tale. Although sometimes it feels like our world is full of fairies. (Gives a guy a high five) You know what I'm talking about. I still accept you, brother. Purity, it's what we all desire. It is what I've come here to share with you - hence the all whites. We can do some fucking great things tonight you guys. Follow me. Walk with me out onto that field... and when you do you put your ass out and raise your fucking head up.

Know that you'll never ever...EVER... reach the heights that you'll reach tonight. But you can leave here knowing that you helped Kenny Powers' dreams come true.

For a bunch of Mexican baseball players... that ain't too bad."
 
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elocomotive said:
I generally liked Season 1 better, but the next to last episode of Season 2 is easily the best episode in my mind.

Stevie in the loudspeaker car "Mexicans, for once in your life, get off your couches and do something."

And the last speech to the Charros is my favorite Kenny Powers' moment...
"I genuinely am sorry. I brought you guys up from less than fucking nothing and took you up to a championship level only to abandon you there. Leaving you high and dry. Naked and nude. Prey... easy targets... for the competitions to r*pe and butt fuck you. I'm sorry for that... Let's face it, guys. After midnight, this whole place turns into a pumpkin and you guys all turn back into mice.

This is a classic Cinderella tale here. You know, Peter Pan will no longer be... a man, he'll turn into a real boy. George Washington will not be able to cut down the bean stalk. And you guys will actually just go back to being the shittiest Mexican baseball team... in Mexico.

These are the hard realities, guys. Life is not a fairy tale. Although sometimes it feels like our world is full of fairies. (Gives a guy a high five) You know what I'm talking about. I still accept you, brother. Purity, it's what we all desire. It is what I've come here to share with you - hence the all whites. We can do some fucking great things tonight you guys. Follow me. Walk with me out onto that field... and when you do you put your ass out and raise your fucking head up.

Know that you'll never ever...EVER... reach the heights that you'll reach tonight. But you can leave here knowing that you helped Kenny Powers' dreams come true.

For a bunch of Mexican baseball players... that ain't too bad."
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lol, I watched the last three episodes earlier tonight. Loved the speech and the 'couch' comment. I agree with your comment I bolded. The second to last episode might be my favorite of the series. Fun cameo in it to.

Every time those kids look at that jackass they are going to think of Kenny Powers.
 
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