OT: Commercial last night

[Indian Chief]

I was watching MSG+ last night, Devils and Caps, sometime around 8:30. During a stop in play in the 2nd period, a commercial came on that depicted a woman waltzing through the streets like she was as high as a kite while an endless supply of red rose petals fell from the sky. Despite her prancing, her face seemed a little sad. Then came an announcement supplying the reason for her sadness...heavy vaginal bleeding. I'm pretty sure I started convulsing at this point.

W. T. F. Heavy vaginal bleeding during a hockey game.

Aspiring marketers take note. The fact that hockey has blood and is broken up into periods does not make this is a good marketing decision. Aside from that, it is a serious conversation killer. If I was by myself, it would have been one thing. But my dad was over and we were having a couple of beers. Actually, thank god he has a sense of humor because toward the end of the commercial he said, "looks like that broad hasn't missed too many meals." It was funny, we laughed, and for the most part forgot about the woman with the heavy vaginal bleeding issue.

Lifetime movie of the week? Great place for that commercial. Hockey game? Not so much.

Sorry for the rant, I just had to get that off my chest.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I'm still waiting for a commercial to tell me how to deal with my habitually itchy testicles and dingleberries. I don't know for sure that they are related, but there's got to be a product that can cure me of both.

 

[forty_three]

Sorry for the rant, I just had to get that off my chest.

Someone sounds cramped and bloated.

 

[dash]

Classic sign...

Hey ref, are you pregnant because you've missed two periods...

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Come on chief you don't see the connection between msg and heavy vaginal bleeding.first thing I thought was Sean avery

 

[Indian Chief]

Come on chief you don't see the connection between msg and heavy vaginal bleeding.first thing I thought was Sean avery

Haha, too true.

I like that one Dash, can't wait to use it.

 

[kenyg54]

I'm still waiting for a commercial to tell me how to deal with my habitually itchy testicles and dingleberries. I don't know for sure that they are related, but there's got to be a product that can cure me of both.

You need to trade in for a good woman

 

[mattola]

W. T. F. Heavy vaginal bleeding during a hockey game.

are you sure you just werent watching the canucks get their vags ripped apart by Chicago on Saturday? maybe a replay?