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On the list of phone calls you don't want to get when you are 250 miles from home is "Your kid's high school is being evacuated for a bomb threat" has to be near the top.
She is okay. Just outside, in the cold and rain, waiting.
Fuck. Earlier this afternoon I was in a coffee shoppe and had just heard a Pet Shop Boys song. The barista was pretty and it being Wednesday afternoon I was a bit drunk so I jokingly said to her "I've got the brains, You've got the looks, Let's make lots of money."
She looked at me for a bout 30 seconds, said 'fuck it I'm in" and tossed her green apron in the garbage, flipped off her manager and left the shoppe. I guess she did not know it was a song. Now I am supposed to meet her tomorrow morning at another coffee shoppe to outline my sure fire money making scheme.