OT - Africa's fight against...magical fruit

[Winged_Wheel88]

This.

Is.

Pure.

Gold.

African country set to make breaking wind a crime | Mail Online

But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult - and may lead to miscarriages of justice as 'criminals' attempt to blame others for their offence.

 

[Automattic]

I would like to appeal to the higher court of "He who smelt it, dealt it."

 

[beantownmaniac]

I would like to appeal to the higher court of "He who smelt it, dealt it."

Could be the greatest defense since "if it doesn't fit, you must acquit"

 

[TOX1]

Fire bomb that fucking country and start over...

 

[Automattic]

Fire bomb that fucking country and start over...

Yeah, but if the gas problem is that bad there, other countries would probably go up in smoke too!

 

[Automattic]

"Don't fight farts with fire"

 

[TOX1]

Yeah, but if the gas problem is that bad there, other countries would probably go up in smoke too!

I'm okay with that too.


IOU rep sir.

 

[beantownmaniac]

Imagine if America did this? If you people our prisons are over crowded now, YIKES!!!

 

[puckhead]

There once was a country called Malawi
Who was ruled by a fellow who'd try
To stifle the flatulation
Of an entire nation
It wasn't me, it was THAT guy!

 

[Automattic]

 

[Comeds]

But what about chili night?

Animals too or just people?

So many questions

 

[Slimpikins]

Silent but deadly has a whole new meaning now.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I'm okay with that too.


IOU rep sir.

Pfft. You're like Greece. You haven't even paid me my underdog rep yet.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Unfortunately, this is one of those ideas that works great on paper but in reality it will have many negative side effects. The underground burrito market will have a huge influx of tax free revenue as spicy speakeasies pop up on every street corner, funding the Refried Bean Mafia. Don't forget the scalded sphincters affected by dangerous, potent, and completely unregulated salsa verde.

Add to this the fact that DNA evidence has been proven to be highly inaccurate and inconclusive, as was found in the landmark 1984 Supreme Court case "Supplied It V. Denied It". This has the potential to send many innocent anuses to the clink, and flood the streets with illicit enchiladas and dirty brown money.

 

[Automattic]

Holy shit!

 

[beantownmaniac]

Unfortunately, this is one of those ideas that works great on paper but in reality it will have many negative side effects. The underground burrito market will have a huge influx of tax free revenue as spicy speakeasies pop up on every street corner, funding the Refried Bean Mafia. Don't forget the scalded sphincters affected by dangerous, potent, and completely unregulated salsa verde.

Add to this the fact that DNA evidence has been proven to be highly inaccurate and inconclusive, as was found in the landmark 1984 Supreme Court case "Supplied It V. Denied It". This has the potential to send many innocent anuses to the clink, and flood the streets with illicit enchiladas and dirty brown money.

LMAO

 

[Comeds]

If flatulence is outlawed then only outlaws will have flatulence.

 

[TOX1]

Pfft. You're like Greece. You haven't even paid me my underdog rep yet.

lol I took care of it!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Thank you kind sir!

Back to the Africa story: I thought we were all mature enough to remember that breaking wind doesn't kill people...people kill people.

 

[filosofy29]

If that was a misdemeanor, I don't think I could stomach a felony.