New Blue Jackets mascot Boomer

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I just don't know what to say...Football is a game of inches, now apparently so is hockey.

 

[mattola]

yikes

 

[awaz]

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[dare2be]

 

[dare2be]

Boomer - a dick in a wheelchair?

 

[dash]

Boomer - a dick in a wheelchair?

Stephen Hawking would like a word, dare

 

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[flyersfan4706]

Honestly the fuck were they thinking?

 

[Automattic]

Crazy! I was just thinking about getting my wife a rolling dildo with a mustache for Christmas!



"Fire in the hole!"

 

[elocomotive]

Crazy! I was just thinking about getting my wife a rolling dildo with a mustache for Christmas!

Aside from the obvious euphemism going on here, why did they decide to give it a white moustache? And why is their first mascot a frog (or whatever that is)? Jesus christ.

I think Boomer should vault high on this list.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Nothing like a giant gray cock-and-balls complete with full reservoir to represent a team nicknamed the "BJ's".

 

[Eddie_Shack]

So apparently someone took the classic Mike Commodore photoshop and updated it. Not sure what to say or how to describe it, so here goes: