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and thats all I have to say about that
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The Nebraska Farmer
The Nebraska Department of government offices claimed a small farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
Neb Govt employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.
Farmer: Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.
Neb Govt employee: That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one.
Farmer: That would be me.
BOOM !!!
The Nebraska Department of government offices claimed a small farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
Neb Govt employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.
Farmer: Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.
Neb Govt employee: That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one.
Farmer: That would be me.
BOOM !!!
but then when he explained it all to me i decided it was pretty much gay!
