Montana Saves Grandchild from Kidnapper

[MHSL82]

Montana, wife block kidnap attempt of grandchild

Joe Montana told deputies that his grandchild was sleeping in a playpen on Saturday when an unknown woman entered their home in Malibu and grabbed the child. Montana's wife pried the child out of the woman's arms.

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[Sharkonabicycle]

lol pathetic.

Look I've abducted several kids in my time, and this woman gives us a bad name. If you're going to abduct a child you need to equip spiked padding along your forearms and shins and then quickly jab if someone tries to take their crotch fruit back. In the event you get overpowered you need nunchucks which make short work of concerned parents in no time. Make sure to wear facial protection and a face mask because these so called parents will not hesitate to mace or pepper spray you. I swear to God they just pull that shit out of any some body cavity... they all seem to just magically have it so being prepared is key.

Lastly, bring one of those airhorns with you... it will deter the annoying parents during your abduction and sometimes you can threaten the kid with it if they wont stfu and stop squirming. Also a Game Boy and some Flamin' Hot Cheetos will usually shut up kids aged anywhere from 4-10 for at least a couple hours until you make your getaway.

 

[Dude]

Sounds like a PR stunt. Sort of like Saul Goodman. Relax Joe.

 

[NCChiFan]

Another case for why we need to spend more on mental health in this country. She wasn't right... In the head.

 

[CaptainStubing]

What a strange story

 

[Anointed One]

Another case for why we need to spend more on mental health in this country. She wasn't right... In the head.

Or she's getting paid to abduct children...

 

[NCChiFan]

Or she's getting paid to abduct children...

Yikes, what cheap skate pay's a single individual with no specific training? Not former Mussad or Spetznatz... ???