MHSL82, why didn't you tell me baseball players were wearing see through pants?

[nuraman00]

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[MHSL82]

I wouldn’t notice that. One because I don’t watch baseball very often and I’m not looking down there. I only see that if they’re sliding or something. Now, if something were super obvious, I’d see it, but then so would you before. I think it’s so they can have some female audience. Just kidding. And baseball is ga… I mean, for both and all genders.

 

[nuraman00]

Chicks dig the long balls. Now they'll know who has them.

 

[nuraman00]

and I’m not looking down there.

You never look down there.

Yes, I did the ambiguous punctuation, like I've done before. It's unclear whether I'm complaining that you don't look down there and notice things, or if I'm giving you advice not to look down there.

History of ambiguous punctuation:

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