MDP Commentary: I'm More Dried out for Titles than Betty White's Vagina in a Desert

[Marco Doubypops]

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Marco Doubypops]

I took a nap at about 3 o'clock today and almost slept right through tip-off. Though I'm still really tired, what's up with that?

 

[CarlWinslow]

I took a nap at about 3 o'clock today and almost slept right through tip-off. Though I'm still really tired, what's up with that?

you need some grass to wake you up, i'm an expert at napping

 

[CarlWinslow]

balderon looks like he wants to have some eurosex with horseface

 

[CarlWinslow]

oh, so thats where samuel L dalembert ended up

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Why does Houston always get the best coaches in the league?

We always get shiteater, Smitch types.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Scola vs. Gray.

Battle of the scrubs.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

I've seen less empty seats at a Canadian High School basketball game.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Jay definitely reevaluated at the break and told the guys to suck as much as they can so that we can snag Black Dark Falcon Knight in the draft.

 

[CarlWinslow]

Why does Houston always get the best coaches in the league?

We always get shiteater, Smitch types.

cause it takes a shiteater to coach in canada

 

[CarlWinslow]

ballard traveling with the team now but still isnt even practicing, think they just wanted to get him away from the waterbong

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Did that white guy just try to dunk?

I can't think of a white guy in the NBA who is able to dunk.

Budinger doesn't count, too white.

 

[CarlWinslow]

Did that white guy just try to dunk?

I can't think of a white guy in the NBA who is able to dunk.

Budinger doesn't count, too white.

balderon can dunk but he's due for a hammy tear

 

[Marco Doubypops]

balderon can dunk but he's due for a hammy tear

There's no way that he can dunk anymore. I remember one like 3 or 4 years ago, but no way, too old.

 

[CarlWinslow]

There's no way that he can dunk anymore. I remember one like 3 or 4 years ago, but no way, too old.

i think he can and will be able to until his last hair falls out. Not tonight though, clearly fatigued from a night of bumsex with scola

 

[CarlWinslow]

davis on at the 2 minute mark, he's done when ballards back, 5 minutes a game

 

[CarlWinslow]

owls back, thank god