Martha Ford

[LionsWhyMe]

Sorry ya'll, I would still rather push a Chevy.

 

[Thruthefog]

I'm officially disgusted.

Just curious. What do you do to make it official? Is there a ceremony? Is it a cool ceremony with lots of pyro shit?

 

[broncosmitty]

Just curious. What do you do to make it official? Is there a ceremony? Is it a cool ceremony with lots of pyro shit?

Pretty much it's just like a quinceanera. Only with bigger dresses.

 

[Thruthefog]

Pretty much it's just like a quinceanera. Only with bigger dresses.

That's pretty fitting. I used to love going to quinceaneras. I'm small enough to slip under those dresses. But once I slipped under one, and Don Knotts was already there getting busy. I was pretty disgusted too.

 

[broncosmitty]

That's pretty fitting. I used to love going to quinceaneras. I'm small enough to slip under those dresses. But once I slipped under one, and Don Knotts was already there getting busy. I was pretty disgusted too.

 

[gandydancer]

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I was goin' test your Don Knotts trivia, but I can't exactly quote the little girl saying she had to pee in The Apple Dumpling Gang.

 

[Edonidd]

This botch has to die soon too, right? WCF looked like he was 98% dead already, but hung on that way for another 20 damn years. Our only hope of salvation is that the family can't afford to pay the estate taxes on a billion dollar Lions franchise when she dies, and they finally are forced to sell to an owner who cares.

 

[broncosmitty]

This botch has to die soon too, right? WCF looked like he was 98% dead already, but hung on that way for another 20 damn years. Our only hope of salvation is that the family can't afford to pay the estate taxes on a billion dollar Lions franchise when she dies, and they finally are forced to sell to an owner who cares.

I think it's in a Trust. And Bill Jr. is already in charge of the trust. I think, I don't know. So there still is hope.

 

[Edonidd]

I think it's in a Trust. And Bill Jr. is already in charge of the trust. I think, I don't know. So there still is hope.

I don't think that's allowed. They have very clear and concise rules on who can and can't own a team. I don't know for certain either though.

 

[broncosmitty]

I don't think that's allowed. They have very clear and concise rules on who can and can't own a team. I don't know for certain either though.

That'd be great.

Then all we'd need a multi billionaire that likes to win.

 

[Edonidd]

There's a few floating around the state.

 

[Lions=TeHsUcKs]

A 90 year old? If the bitch needs a boy toy to make the Lions good again, I'll make the sacrifice. It's not like I really have anything to do.

I'd rather be a Raiders fan.

 

[gandydancer]

I got me a granny that is like the energizer bunny I can't keep up with her.......

Muzz this just sounds wrong. Although I myself sleep with granny also.

She surely does have that pepperjack cheese thingy going on either...

 

[broncosmitty]

^words were omitted^

 

[RobBase]

This is what it looks like when the Detroit Lions football organization is PISSED OFF:



Look out, NFL!

 

[gandydancer]

^words were omitted^

I could say doesn't was supposed be there. Then again I could say now you know how I got my love of PJ cheese. Then I would also say man am I glad momma don't read this shit.

 

[Rollingthndr]

A 90 year old? If the bitch needs a boy toy to make the Lions good again, I'll make the sacrifice. It's not like I really have anything to do.

Gumjobs baby!!

 

[Rollingthndr]

Hopefully this broad gets all emotional and fires these hoes.
Hopefully she doesn't hire a woman to take the GM spot though.

 

[Rollingthndr]

A 90 year old? If the bitch needs a boy toy to make the Lions good again, I'll make the sacrifice. It's not like I really have anything to do.

You going to replace Mayhew with Tpaul? Dude's a top 5 arm chair GM.

 

[broncosmitty]

You going to replace Mayhew with Tpaul? Dude's a top 5 arm chair GM.

The Press Conferences would be fucking awesome!

But you'd have to pass a background check to ask questions.