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Manziel Cheating?

Inquisitor95

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Not really mine either, but she definately is not ugly, and she's fit as hell.

There are only two kinds of guys that wouldn't fuck her:

  1. gay guys
  2. dead guys

She looks too much like a Kardashian. A skinny Kardashian.

Wood but would be out the door as fast as I came.
 

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If she walked up to you in that bikini, and in a sultry voice said, "fuck me now," you would bust a nut just trying to pull your dick out.
 

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If you're claiming you would bang that, you need to


If she walked up to you in that bikini, and in a sultry voice said, "fuck me now," you would bust a nut just trying to pull your dick out.


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Damn. This thread is like throwing a smoke bomb in the closet. Dudes are scrambling over each other to get out.
 
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She looks too much like a Kardashian. A skinny Kardashian.

Funny you mention them. There are only three kinds of guys that wouldn't bang a fit Kim Kardashian:

  1. Guys with micro-peens
  2. Gay guys
  3. Dead guys
 

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"I would never date that model. She's not even that pretty."

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Not really mine either, but she definately is not ugly, and she's fit as hell.

There are only two kinds of guys that wouldn't fuck her:

  1. gay guys
  2. dead guys

Maybe I should rephrase. If it was a situation of "hit it and quit it" then hells ya.

But not constant hitting. If you catch my drift
 

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Maybe I should rephrase. If it was a situation of "hit it and quit it" then hells ya.

But not constant hitting. If you catch my drift

Gotcha. So, when you said you "wood not even after ten drinks," you were talking about marriage. . .
 

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Unsurprisingly, her and her husband are dopes
 

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Discriminating tastes.

Unlike you who would fuck a hole in a fur coat.

When she's in shape, she's a hot bitch.

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If you wouldn't bang that, you're gay. Just tell your family and get it over with already.

Speaking of fur coats. . .
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Unsurprisingly, her and her husband are dopes

Yes. I read the article in the OP and it seems to me she essentially got lost during the race, so she doesn't think she cheated because she didn't mean to.
 
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