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Man Who Pointed Laser at Brady Sentenced

Sgt Brutus

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Good, need to teach these fucksticks a lesson. It's unacceptable to be directing potentially retina harming lasers at players. It crosses the line of fans getting in players heads by chirping or gestures. And it could directly impact the game if done at the right moment.
 

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Good, need to teach these fucksticks a lesson. It's unacceptable to be directing potentially retina harming lasers at players. It crosses the line of fans getting in players heads by chirping or gestures. And it could directly impact the game if done at the right moment.

A lesson yes, a year in the pokey no. I say for the one full seasons worth of home games or 16 home games he should be forced to pick up trash after the game. Maybe for added incentive we can have the grounds crew out there with laser pointers pointing to pieces of trash around the outside of the stadium.
 

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Tell you what Guns. Go point a laser at your eyes and tell us if it had any effect.
On second thought, DO NOT do this. I repeat DO NOT POINT ANY LASER at your eyes.

There that should clear me of any legal responsibility if any idiot decides to go point a fucking laser at their eyes.
 

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On second thought, DO NOT do this. I repeat DO NOT POINT ANY LASER at your eyes.

There that should clear me of any legal responsibility if any idiot decides to go point a fucking laser at their eyes.
To late, youll be hearing from my lawyer soon.
 

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maybe he thought he saw a cat on the field and just wanted to play with it?

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To be fair, Tom Brady didn't need to actually see in that game. Tony Romo was calling the plays out before they even happened.
 

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And Easy Money still delivers years later.....
 

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A year in prison? It's not like he lied to police a couple dozen times, mailed fake death threats to himself with white powder in them, cost the city well over $100,000 and tried to stoke the fires of racial discord or anything.


Read the OP very carefully.....
 

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Its a temperature gauge dummy. When my steak reaches 160 degrees, ill oblidge.


I'm not going to lie, this made me laugh. I don't care what all the other pickles say about you, Rick - you're alright lol.
 
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