Love your divisional rivals

[The Q]

For the Colts, some whiskey and pills for Jim Irsay and a happy post NFL life for Andrew Luck.

For the Jaguars, a new NFL stadium in London.

For the Titans, I wrote a book entitled The Introduction of the Forward Pass in the NFL.

Damn this was well played.

 

[Brees#1]

Carolina gets a plastic ball that's easy to fall on.
Atlanta gets depends so Matt Ryan doesn't crap all over himself when he plays like it.
Tampa Bay gets 9 kids.